A woman comes to the pet shop and asks for a parrot. The seller says: “We only have this one, but we got it from a brothel. It has sayings on it, it's better to listen away! He's dirt cheap! ”The woman agrees and takes the parrot with her. At her house she takes it out of the box and the bird starts chattering: “Oooh! New puff, new puff mother! "She puts him in the cage and when the daughter comes home the parrot croaks loudly:" Oooh! New puff, new puff mother and new hooker! ”When the father finally comes home, the parrot screams:“ Oooh! Good evening Jürgen! "
