timeandtimeagain

[ 2 hours later ]

"What are you doing?"

"nothing"

"your still shooting arnt you?"

"No Im not firing missles anymore"

"Computer display status of orbibital bombardment pods 1-20"

Ordinance displaying for tactical strike pods 1 through 20 as follows: Empty.

" Theres 20 high yeild missles per pod in pds 1h though 5, and pod 6 contained 200 heated shielded orbtit to surface rockets, you fired them all?"

"Yup, and reloaded them from cargo bay 6 and fired them all off again"

" Your wasting ammo you know "

" I only spent pods 1-6 and their reloads, weve still got pods 7-100. "

"Do you have any exgirl friends?"

"working on that right now"

bzzzzz
PEW!
bzzzzz
PEW!
bzzz
PEW
bzzz
PEW!

"your shooting zombies with lasers now?"

"zombies?"

"good lord"

"woooooo lasers! pew pew pew jeu jeu jeu pew pew pew pew lasers! pew jeu jeu pew pew pew"

dood - i so need a copy of that diss...

if it all fails... you can try and submit mine if you want

"the simulation of a coal fired power stations electrical system - By Nate (aged 22 1/3s)"?