timburton

bleh...i'm trying to post my pictures to sg instead of just fotki but these damn picture posts take so much fucking time...

this is how dumb i look with out my make-up...i love it...

the walls of the amazing alexis hoorexus' room...sweet...

rockzilla mutha fuckahs!

alexis helps...

i help...

we're standing where we should be...why can't we find her?

zui stands on a cart to try and see better...

le zui begins to lose faith...

yay! we found her...

to prove how buff she is, zui offers to carry her bags for her, wow, for someone so tiny zui has a lot of strength...

we got sushi before they attended a rock show and i hung out with my friends in philly...

this is what i looked like for sushi with le zui...

this is what i looked like when i met up with sarah...the eye make-up you ask?

gone, well changed actually, i didn't think it was good for just hanging out in...

this crazy bitch is named sarah, she attends art school of some sort in philly...she like falafel, a lot...

we went back to her place and hung with this guy...think he looks good?

he doesn't...

at all...

i begin to remember why i don't ever really miss this bitch...

then we are to back to the hotel and hang...just the ones the trip was meant for...

i stretch the back of le zui tokeep her limber...

le zui takes the idea of riding her assistant very very literally...

i'm not sure the assistant likes it...

we then force the assistant to look up at my amazing platinum and ruby bling...SNATCH ATTACK!

le zui and assistant...in philly...

le zui and alexis hoorexus...

le zui and me!

no one is having fun in this pic...that's lame!

i fell in love with this window, even though it's not my burton...

you can't hear it, but what i'm saying as we drive back to va is "kids, settle down now, mommy has to drive...i said SHUT THE FUCK UP!..."

grr...this car is greener than mine...

zui don't like 'em, but i think these pants are the shit!

just so everyone knows, this is my favorite shirt in the entire universe, i've had it since i was seven...

i don't know why i wore this, but i must have thought it was cute at the time...maybe i was high on one of those drugs i don't do...

i was courtney love for halloween...hahahaha...amazing...



what? i thought i looked good...



really good...


ok...maybe not sooo good...

in other news...
and you thought it was just natural beauty...ha...

walking around...

me, looking like a shitface...hahaha...

we are being assholes in this photo...



le zui and i went jogging at four in the morning...you may have seen us...she loked like this...and i looked like that...






le zui has talents...




i have talents too...i do hair mutha fuckahs...





i also do make up bitches...before, after and asians!





i do asian girls hairs too...




this is my lunch at work...



this is my crazy best friend...i love her...


and me of course...


me and the curtis...he's so sexy...i'm going to marry him....jordan's GF needs to calm the fuck down...


i dance with my mommy...


i don't think she likes me...

i think i'll call it a night...

luv, burton