It is that time of the month again, where mother nature give her present to me... Wait, no...
It is time for the Hug update log. Here we go!
Hug 116: July 18, 11PM abouts: Female, late 20's
I was at the Crushinator's home, he was having a BBQ and I got invited. He made some awesome chicken on an open flame, and some eggplant too. Pixie and Rod came as well. Most of the time was spent around the fire just have laughs. Pixie was leaving and got a hug from me.
Hug 117: July 19, 12AM abouts: Female, early 30's
As I was leaving the BBQ at the Crushinator's, I got a hug from the Ice Queen.
Hug 118: July 19, 12AM-ish: Male, 28
Crushinator gave me a hug when I left his place.
Hug 119: July 24, 7:30PM-ish: Male, 18
There was another BBQ at the Crushinator's place. Just burgers and hot dogs this time. It was a birthday party for Kenny. The previous BBQ on the 19 we found out that Kenny wasn't doing anything for her birthday. The Crushinator said that was unacceptable and decided to have a party in her honour, which would be this day. I was asked to bring some of my single co-workers for her. So I rounded up all the singles I could find, one bailed, but that is another story. Anyways, one of the people I brought is an intern, which I will name Sleepy Intern. After we gave Kenny her b-day present, she said she would hug all of us if she didn't have a problem with hugging people. This is a lie because she gave me Hug 22. Anyways, it was brought up that I had a hug count going on facebook (it is only a hug count and not this, think of yourself as special now) and Sleepy Intern offered me a hug. I accepted. We hugged in the middle of the circle of chairs by the fire. A new arrival to the party made the statement "I don't know what this party is all about. I come here and I see Jesus hugging John Lennon." Me being Jesus, Sleepy being Mr. Lennon. Good statement.
Hug 120: July 24, 10 PM-ish: Female, 27
My co-workers were leaving the party. As I was saying my good-byes and thanks for coming, I got a hug from Chains. It was a good hug. I really wanted to hug her again. It has been a long time since Hug #3.
Hug 121: July 24, 11 PM-ish: Female, late 20's
Pixie was at the party too, as she is really good friends with Kenny. I got a hug from her before she left.
Hug 122: July 25, 12AM-ish: Female, early 30's
I was packing up my chairs getting to leave Kenny's party, because she finally left. It is a unwritten rule. If you do not have a valid excuse for leaving the party, you can't leave before the birthday person leaves. Being tired is not one of those excuses. You work in the morning is. Anyways, the Ice Queen was leaving too because she had to get some sleep. I got a hug from her.
Hug 123: July 25, 12AM-ish: Male, 28
I got a hug from the Crushinator before I left.
Hug 124: July 25, 7PM-ish: Female, age withheld
I went to do laundry at my parent's place. I thought my parents were not going to get back until that day, but they were home early. I was also going to go over to cut the lawn, but since my Dad was there, he said he would do it. I spent the stupid warm day with my parents. I got a hug from my mommy before I left.
Total hug count for July: 9
Total hug count: 124
Projected 2009 hug count: 212.57... (-17.42... from last month)
A very hug poor month. After 5 months of increase projected forecast, I have a down projection. Maybe the recession is hitting me harder than I thought.
It is time for the Hug update log. Here we go!
Hug 116: July 18, 11PM abouts: Female, late 20's
I was at the Crushinator's home, he was having a BBQ and I got invited. He made some awesome chicken on an open flame, and some eggplant too. Pixie and Rod came as well. Most of the time was spent around the fire just have laughs. Pixie was leaving and got a hug from me.
Hug 117: July 19, 12AM abouts: Female, early 30's
As I was leaving the BBQ at the Crushinator's, I got a hug from the Ice Queen.
Hug 118: July 19, 12AM-ish: Male, 28
Crushinator gave me a hug when I left his place.
Hug 119: July 24, 7:30PM-ish: Male, 18
There was another BBQ at the Crushinator's place. Just burgers and hot dogs this time. It was a birthday party for Kenny. The previous BBQ on the 19 we found out that Kenny wasn't doing anything for her birthday. The Crushinator said that was unacceptable and decided to have a party in her honour, which would be this day. I was asked to bring some of my single co-workers for her. So I rounded up all the singles I could find, one bailed, but that is another story. Anyways, one of the people I brought is an intern, which I will name Sleepy Intern. After we gave Kenny her b-day present, she said she would hug all of us if she didn't have a problem with hugging people. This is a lie because she gave me Hug 22. Anyways, it was brought up that I had a hug count going on facebook (it is only a hug count and not this, think of yourself as special now) and Sleepy Intern offered me a hug. I accepted. We hugged in the middle of the circle of chairs by the fire. A new arrival to the party made the statement "I don't know what this party is all about. I come here and I see Jesus hugging John Lennon." Me being Jesus, Sleepy being Mr. Lennon. Good statement.
Hug 120: July 24, 10 PM-ish: Female, 27
My co-workers were leaving the party. As I was saying my good-byes and thanks for coming, I got a hug from Chains. It was a good hug. I really wanted to hug her again. It has been a long time since Hug #3.
Hug 121: July 24, 11 PM-ish: Female, late 20's
Pixie was at the party too, as she is really good friends with Kenny. I got a hug from her before she left.
Hug 122: July 25, 12AM-ish: Female, early 30's
I was packing up my chairs getting to leave Kenny's party, because she finally left. It is a unwritten rule. If you do not have a valid excuse for leaving the party, you can't leave before the birthday person leaves. Being tired is not one of those excuses. You work in the morning is. Anyways, the Ice Queen was leaving too because she had to get some sleep. I got a hug from her.
Hug 123: July 25, 12AM-ish: Male, 28
I got a hug from the Crushinator before I left.
Hug 124: July 25, 7PM-ish: Female, age withheld
I went to do laundry at my parent's place. I thought my parents were not going to get back until that day, but they were home early. I was also going to go over to cut the lawn, but since my Dad was there, he said he would do it. I spent the stupid warm day with my parents. I got a hug from my mommy before I left.
Total hug count for July: 9
Total hug count: 124
Projected 2009 hug count: 212.57... (-17.42... from last month)
A very hug poor month. After 5 months of increase projected forecast, I have a down projection. Maybe the recession is hitting me harder than I thought.
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