Poor Robocock! Perhaps early retirement wont be so hard on him if he gets himself a hobby. Keeping himself occupied is the best way to get through the difficult transition from having a fulfilling, full-time occupation to being a vibrator of leisure. He could take up snooker or maybe even crazy golf or pot-holing. Failing that, with the appropriate attachment, he may be able to diversify and get a part-time job as an electric toothbrush or even a back scrubber. He just needs to be willing to embrace change.
and your journal put a smile on my face after the bad week ive had, thank you