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acwildheart:
Aye, being in work 8-5 would be my excuse as well. Though if you log on post-6pm you should find me here and ready to chat. 
laguna:
You forgot jazz hands. No dance of enjoyment can be done without jazz hands.
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honey:
Aw cool, well you're absolutely more than welcome at mine
I think what we're going to do is I'll come and meet the people who're staying at mine at the station before we join the others, so you guys can drop off all your overnight stuff at mine and not have to carry it round Leeds all night.
It will be a pleasure to have you guys
I think what we're going to do is I'll come and meet the people who're staying at mine at the station before we join the others, so you guys can drop off all your overnight stuff at mine and not have to carry it round Leeds all night.
It will be a pleasure to have you guys
kera:
thanks for the comment on my set! 
whoever invented the wonderbra should get a nobel or something. seriously.
whoever invented the wonderbra should get a nobel or something. seriously.
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amenica1:
Thank you for the birthday wish
severus:
I'm with you on this one. 
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tayler:
tilly, we ALL love you, tv star!
theduke:
Going home to see the rents is like rehab. You feel great and relaxed and better for it, but after about three days you want to escape before you stab out your eyes with a spoon.
My detox begins next week as due to my yankie mother I have to see her for thanksgiving. Can't complain, it's one extra feast a year, and I'm the only person I know whose eaten yams
My detox begins next week as due to my yankie mother I have to see her for thanksgiving. Can't complain, it's one extra feast a year, and I'm the only person I know whose eaten yams
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acidicman:
have you ever considered the practicality of ponchos?
kstar:
Strong words...harsh, but fair.
Nonetheless, there will always be a time and place for the 17-cum-skinny-boy/tight jeans/ rock-star hair vibe. Just a little place...surely...
(I am 25, in need of a haircut....toiling to fit into jeans that once were only 'quasi-snug'...please....say that what you said was so is not so!)
Nonetheless, there will always be a time and place for the 17-cum-skinny-boy/tight jeans/ rock-star hair vibe. Just a little place...surely...
(I am 25, in need of a haircut....toiling to fit into jeans that once were only 'quasi-snug'...please....say that what you said was so is not so!)
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dirtydoctor:
ha ha, must've made you blush!
hope you had a great weekend!
hope you had a great weekend!
poptard:
well i'll make sure to knock when i get to yours then 
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fenway:
hey! ive seen The Killers twice at 2 sold out shows! they are awesome! 
sammy_lee:
If you can count amongst your daily activities boob-signing, then it surely must be a good day in anyone's books
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tubesound:
Stay underground homey, that's were the real grinders be.
'spect bitch.xxx
'spect bitch.xxx
tubesound:
bollox. I can't get this picture to work.
[Edited on Jul 06, 2005 2:10AM]
[Edited on Jul 06, 2005 2:10AM]
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sonofabeach:
All your journals make me laugh my ass off...now I have no ass.
traumatron:
Ok, I installed your filthy AOLIM. I'm called Traumatron24.
Sigh. Now for your filthy 'layers' jive...
LAYER ONE: On The Outside
- Name: Traumatron
- Nickname: Colin, Cedric, Colon, The Compere, The Mighty Traumatron, 'tron, Tronnykins, Good Ol' Charlie 'tron.
- Birth date: 23/4/81
- Birthplace: Reading
- Current Location: Brighton. It's better tha neverywhere else. Factoid.
- Eye Color: Blue.
- Hair Color: Naturally brown. I expect I'll dye it to match my new glasses soon.
- Height: 5' 8. But I'm constantly wearing my Jolly Boots Of Doom to get up to 6'.
- Righty or Lefty: Righty. I am ambidextrous when it comes to onanism, mind you.
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus. Annoyingly, my character does indeed match the nonsense that these astro people have drawn up for me.
LAYER TWO: On The Inside
- Your heritage: English/Irish/Robot/Zombie
- Who you look like: This question is really -'what celebrity do you look like?' isn't it? I dont know. Someone really fucking cranky, but is lovely really.
- Your weakness: None. None that I care to admit to, or am currently aware of anyway.
- Your fears: Being alone. There'd be no one to show off in front of.
- Your perfect pizza: I'm not fussed. I'll have what what you're having.
- Goal you'd like to achieve: Well, getting through Uni with some kind of 'shit, this guy is really good' award. That's a short term goal. I have lots.
LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
- Your most overused phrase on messenger: 'Heh.'
- Your thoughts first waking up: My brain is far too weird to nail down one thought. But usually, I'll have a part of an old song on repeat in my frontal lobe.
- Your best physical feature: Hmm. My mouth. I'm pretty kissable. Seriously.
- Your bedtime: weekday: 11pm. weekend: whenever i fall down.
- Your most missed memory: Eating apple donuts under a tree with a girl called Rachael.
LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
- Pepsi or Coke: Neither. This is the stupidest question in the world, by the way.
- McDonald's or Burger King: Fuck off.
- Single or group dates: ...I don't know.
- Adidas or Nike: Yeah, right.
- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino IS cofee, you fiery fucknut. But yeah, I'll have one if you're making one.
LAYER FIVE: Do You?
- Smoke: I smoulder.
- Cuss: Professionally.
- Sing: If I wanted to, yes.
- Have a crush: Only on fictional people. I tend to find them less dysfunctional than you real-lifers.
- Think you've been in love: Don't talk down to me.
- Like high school: I'm 24. I had a certain fondess for being a sixth former but, I'm generally pretty embittered regarding my education.
- Want to get married: Yes. It will be an apocalyptic event.
- Believe in yourself: Of course. And so should everyone else. Look upon me as a terrible black santa, people should.
- Get motion sickness: Not really.
- Think you're attractive: I'm a nice looking lad. Need to shed a few pounds - but not as many as the majority of you sweating flab creatures I'll wager.
- Think you're a health freak: No.
- Get along with your parents: I barely see them. But yes.
- Like thunderstorms: Yeah, I suppose. As long as their happening while I'm at home.
- Play an instrument: Sadly not. I'd quite like to learn the Piano, though.
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
- Drank alcohol: Yes. More than you.
- Smoked: I don't think so.
- Done a drug: Nope.
- Gone to the mall: Um, yeah, I suppose.
- Cried: Yeah, but only a single manly tear. It was when Darth Vaders mask got put on for the first time. Silly to you, I'm sure. But at least I wasnt weeping like some french school girl because Billy wouldnt take me to the senior prom.
- Kissed someone you didnt want to: I very rarely kiss anyone. I'm not a terribly kissy person. Aside from with the mrs. obviously.
-Been on stage: Yeah, actually. I was fucking funny too.
- Gone skating: what?
- Gone skinny dipping: Fuck that.
- Dyed your hair: Not yet.
- Stolen anything: Um...no. No I don't think so. Oh wait, yes. I downloaded a Nick Cave album.
LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yeah. I was young.
- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Frequently.
- Been caught "doing something": I'm NEVER caught "doing something". I'm brutally inactive. Witness my catatonia.
- Been called a tease: yeah. I was a fucking horrible teenager. There was a chinese girl who I led on for months. She needed to exfoliate. Maybe then i could have loved her.
- Gotten beaten up: Amazingly - no. Sure, I've taken a knock that sent me sprawling, but I've never had a sound beating.
- Shoplifted: Oh dear me yes.
LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
- Age you hope to be married: I'm not in any rush. Nic is though.
- Numbers and Names of Children: I doubt we'll spawn. I want a cat called Starscream.
- Describe your dream wedding: I cant be bothered. Needless to say - it will be better than anything you could dream up. you feckless losers.
- How do you want to die: Laughing.
- What do you want to be when you grow up: Some kind of...web art...design...man. Yeah. Or maybe I'll give comedy another bash.
- What country would you most like to visit: Sigh...Japan, I suppose. I couldnt care less right this second.
LAYER NINE: In a partner
- Best eye color: Green if you've got it, Blue if ya don't.
- Hair color: Gentlemen have no real preference.
- Short or long hair: As long hair is present, I'm happy.
- Height: I honestly fail to see how this will affect our compatibility. But I like my girls tiny.
- Weight: again, I'll love you if you're an 8 or a 16. I'm not fussed.
- Best articles of clothing: Vintage style, if you please.
LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
- Number of people I could trust with my life: I don't fully trust anyone. I'll look after myself, if you don't mind.
- Number of CDs that I own: change that for MP3's - quite a few.
- Number of piercings: One. Maybe more to follow.
- Number of tattoos: None. Toying with the idea of getting TRAUMATRON or KILL ALL HUMANS on my back.
- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Just the once. Nic wrote an article about me and my job, when I was a kid working in Kwiksave. You should have seen the picture.
- Number of things in my past that I regret: Everything has happened for a reason, I suppose. But I regret moving in with those fucking do-gooders in Luton for two years.
This was actually quite good.
Sigh. Now for your filthy 'layers' jive...
LAYER ONE: On The Outside
- Name: Traumatron
- Nickname: Colin, Cedric, Colon, The Compere, The Mighty Traumatron, 'tron, Tronnykins, Good Ol' Charlie 'tron.
- Birth date: 23/4/81
- Birthplace: Reading
- Current Location: Brighton. It's better tha neverywhere else. Factoid.
- Eye Color: Blue.
- Hair Color: Naturally brown. I expect I'll dye it to match my new glasses soon.
- Height: 5' 8. But I'm constantly wearing my Jolly Boots Of Doom to get up to 6'.
- Righty or Lefty: Righty. I am ambidextrous when it comes to onanism, mind you.
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus. Annoyingly, my character does indeed match the nonsense that these astro people have drawn up for me.
LAYER TWO: On The Inside
- Your heritage: English/Irish/Robot/Zombie
- Who you look like: This question is really -'what celebrity do you look like?' isn't it? I dont know. Someone really fucking cranky, but is lovely really.
- Your weakness: None. None that I care to admit to, or am currently aware of anyway.
- Your fears: Being alone. There'd be no one to show off in front of.
- Your perfect pizza: I'm not fussed. I'll have what what you're having.
- Goal you'd like to achieve: Well, getting through Uni with some kind of 'shit, this guy is really good' award. That's a short term goal. I have lots.
LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
- Your most overused phrase on messenger: 'Heh.'
- Your thoughts first waking up: My brain is far too weird to nail down one thought. But usually, I'll have a part of an old song on repeat in my frontal lobe.
- Your best physical feature: Hmm. My mouth. I'm pretty kissable. Seriously.
- Your bedtime: weekday: 11pm. weekend: whenever i fall down.
- Your most missed memory: Eating apple donuts under a tree with a girl called Rachael.
LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
- Pepsi or Coke: Neither. This is the stupidest question in the world, by the way.
- McDonald's or Burger King: Fuck off.
- Single or group dates: ...I don't know.
- Adidas or Nike: Yeah, right.
- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino IS cofee, you fiery fucknut. But yeah, I'll have one if you're making one.
LAYER FIVE: Do You?
- Smoke: I smoulder.
- Cuss: Professionally.
- Sing: If I wanted to, yes.
- Have a crush: Only on fictional people. I tend to find them less dysfunctional than you real-lifers.
- Think you've been in love: Don't talk down to me.
- Like high school: I'm 24. I had a certain fondess for being a sixth former but, I'm generally pretty embittered regarding my education.
- Want to get married: Yes. It will be an apocalyptic event.
- Believe in yourself: Of course. And so should everyone else. Look upon me as a terrible black santa, people should.
- Get motion sickness: Not really.
- Think you're attractive: I'm a nice looking lad. Need to shed a few pounds - but not as many as the majority of you sweating flab creatures I'll wager.
- Think you're a health freak: No.
- Get along with your parents: I barely see them. But yes.
- Like thunderstorms: Yeah, I suppose. As long as their happening while I'm at home.
- Play an instrument: Sadly not. I'd quite like to learn the Piano, though.
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
- Drank alcohol: Yes. More than you.
- Smoked: I don't think so.
- Done a drug: Nope.
- Gone to the mall: Um, yeah, I suppose.
- Cried: Yeah, but only a single manly tear. It was when Darth Vaders mask got put on for the first time. Silly to you, I'm sure. But at least I wasnt weeping like some french school girl because Billy wouldnt take me to the senior prom.
- Kissed someone you didnt want to: I very rarely kiss anyone. I'm not a terribly kissy person. Aside from with the mrs. obviously.
-Been on stage: Yeah, actually. I was fucking funny too.
- Gone skating: what?
- Gone skinny dipping: Fuck that.
- Dyed your hair: Not yet.
- Stolen anything: Um...no. No I don't think so. Oh wait, yes. I downloaded a Nick Cave album.
LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yeah. I was young.
- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Frequently.
- Been caught "doing something": I'm NEVER caught "doing something". I'm brutally inactive. Witness my catatonia.
- Been called a tease: yeah. I was a fucking horrible teenager. There was a chinese girl who I led on for months. She needed to exfoliate. Maybe then i could have loved her.
- Gotten beaten up: Amazingly - no. Sure, I've taken a knock that sent me sprawling, but I've never had a sound beating.
- Shoplifted: Oh dear me yes.
LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
- Age you hope to be married: I'm not in any rush. Nic is though.
- Numbers and Names of Children: I doubt we'll spawn. I want a cat called Starscream.
- Describe your dream wedding: I cant be bothered. Needless to say - it will be better than anything you could dream up. you feckless losers.
- How do you want to die: Laughing.
- What do you want to be when you grow up: Some kind of...web art...design...man. Yeah. Or maybe I'll give comedy another bash.
- What country would you most like to visit: Sigh...Japan, I suppose. I couldnt care less right this second.
LAYER NINE: In a partner
- Best eye color: Green if you've got it, Blue if ya don't.
- Hair color: Gentlemen have no real preference.
- Short or long hair: As long hair is present, I'm happy.
- Height: I honestly fail to see how this will affect our compatibility. But I like my girls tiny.
- Weight: again, I'll love you if you're an 8 or a 16. I'm not fussed.
- Best articles of clothing: Vintage style, if you please.
LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
- Number of people I could trust with my life: I don't fully trust anyone. I'll look after myself, if you don't mind.
- Number of CDs that I own: change that for MP3's - quite a few.
- Number of piercings: One. Maybe more to follow.
- Number of tattoos: None. Toying with the idea of getting TRAUMATRON or KILL ALL HUMANS on my back.
- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Just the once. Nic wrote an article about me and my job, when I was a kid working in Kwiksave. You should have seen the picture.
- Number of things in my past that I regret: Everything has happened for a reason, I suppose. But I regret moving in with those fucking do-gooders in Luton for two years.
This was actually quite good.
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mukki:
Hi Tilly. Your journal made me chuckle -> <- and I like your style. You are having a rare old time!
Rather than haunt your journal area I thought it more polite to 'add you as a friend'. Feel free to check out my stuff... as you will see, my days of indie hair are way behind me - but I do have the arse of a middle-aged woman.
It's in a suitcase under the stairs - promise you won't tell
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<- and I like your style. You are having a rare old time!
Rather than haunt your journal area I thought it more polite to 'add you as a friend'. Feel free to check out my stuff... as you will see, my days of indie hair are way behind me - but I do have the arse of a middle-aged woman.
It's in a suitcase under the stairs - promise you won't tell
.
autrix:
I miss you Tilly, I hope everything is ok
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stgeorge:
You're far too kind princess
bazza0091:
So you caught me out. Haven't had much time to catch up on everyone's journals so just scanned through. Sorry things haven't worked out with the boy. But such HOT property like yourself shouldn't have too much trouble... I mean is he short sighted or what?
Anyhow cartoon characters hmm I always thought Rogue from the x-men series was quite hot enjoy Kaiser chiefs.
laters
Anyhow cartoon characters hmm I always thought Rogue from the x-men series was quite hot enjoy Kaiser chiefs.
laters
I think you hit the nail on the head with the whole 'talent' bit, it wouldn't be so bad if they were actually talented but, well... they're shit.
Anywho, hello
oh my god,i hope it's not italian