Sunday Jan 14, 2007

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What the FUCK?

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LOS ANGELES, Jan 11 (Reuters Life!) - Don't expect to see Bob Dylan joining the celebrities on "American Idol" anytime soon.

One of the show's judges, Simon Cowell, says he has never bought a Dylan record because he "bores me to tears."

The British pop impresario says in the February issue of Playboy that he would "plug my ears and run in the other direction" if he were to see a 21-year-old Dylan singing "Blowin' in the Wind."

Cowell, 47, is not known for holding back when it comes to issuing verdicts on the wannabe stars who flock to the top-rated talent show. Last season, he said a female contestant was so fat that the stage should be enlarged, and he suggested that another hopeful should shave his beard and wear a dress.

On the other hand, he told Playboy that inaugural champ Kelly Clarkson is "a young Aretha Franklin," and he much preferred her music to Dylan's.



In case no one noticed, I have this plastered on my arm...



So if I ever see Mr. Cowell, I'm going to kick him in the nuts and spit on him. Kelly Clarkson has the musical integrity of a fucking horse; and she was discovered on the worst Reality TV show to ever be broadcasted!!!!!!! She's not even in the same league as a legend such as Dylan! mad mad mad mad mad

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rpg:
by the way, how were the preggo pics? and did you manage to get any more done? Now is a good time to get more done if you're thinking of more!!!

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beledi:
At least you would know what the instructor was talking about though! I was really looking forward to yoga today, but when I got there, it had been canceled 'cause the instructor was ill frown

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