HEy HEy HEy! 
Oh goodness! I have managed to gain about 5 lbs during the course of this weekend
!!! Between the liquor, the overeating and the lack of exercise (well, I can count fucking as being physical exercise 
) I have managed to put on some weight. at least my ass looks bigger ok I'm exaggerating 
but I really did gain 5 lbs in a week!!! 
I've been pretty lazy in the exercise dept and overindulgent to the max.
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PRESUMPTIONS:
DOn't fucking presume that I am "afraid" just because I don't want to be in a relationship. Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that???
Can't a woman bask in the glow of her independence and embrace her free spirit without being called a slut or "afraid"? I see that as not being afraid!
/MINI RANT
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I have a friend who wants to give me his dog because he's moving. I'm taking him home for a "test run". My cats are pretty shitty about other animals being around. (jealous bitches! )
oh my goodness! speaking of jealous...some bitch stepped up to me for kissing on her ex? (Drama!!! ewwww!) Should I stop being me for fear that I will hurt some bitches feelings? NO! I don't know you and don't give 2 shits about what you feel. If you don't like what you see...look the other way. Arguing with me will get you nowhere real fast. People have no idea how much fire I have in me. I can easily switch from nice friendly Liz to Mean ass blood thirsty liz and my patience is very low. I walked away because I didn't want it to get physical and I was about ready to put a hurtin on that ass.
and god damn this is the second week dealing with drama. and both times hanging with That fuckin MonkeyBoi. hmmmm. must be some kind of sign I'm kidding! jeez!
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Which leads me to my fuckin Q's for Monday (although it feels like sunday to me)
1-When's the last time you got into a physical fight? Did you beat that mother fucker's ass? I got into one about 2 years ago. She beat my ass
. she cheated. she brought 2 other dudes to hold me down while she whupped my ass!!!
2-Are you a jealous person? I surely can be!!!! I'm not over bearing though...
3-Did you have a good memorial day weekend or what??? Despite my little scuffle..YEAHHHH!!!!!! I'm feeling a bit tired now...but I am not complaining about having extra time off! 
and yes I do speak spanish. well, not really that good but me and MonkeyBoi have been practicin.
one day I'm gonna write an all spanish entry and confuse the fuck out of y'all
Oh goodness! I have managed to gain about 5 lbs during the course of this weekend
!!! Between the liquor, the overeating and the lack of exercise (well, I can count fucking as being physical exercise ) I have managed to put on some weight. at least my ass looks bigger ok I'm exaggerating but I really did gain 5 lbs in a week!!! I've been pretty lazy in the exercise dept and overindulgent to the max.
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PRESUMPTIONS:
DOn't fucking presume that I am "afraid" just because I don't want to be in a relationship. Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that???
Can't a woman bask in the glow of her independence and embrace her free spirit without being called a slut or "afraid"? I see that as not being afraid!
/MINI RANT
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I have a friend who wants to give me his dog because he's moving. I'm taking him home for a "test run". My cats are pretty shitty about other animals being around. (jealous bitches!
)
oh my goodness! speaking of jealous...some bitch stepped up to me for kissing on her ex? (Drama!!! ewwww!) Should I stop being me for fear that I will hurt some bitches feelings? NO! I don't know you and don't give 2 shits about what you feel. If you don't like what you see...look the other way. Arguing with me will get you nowhere real fast. People have no idea how much fire I have in me. I can easily switch from nice friendly Liz to Mean ass blood thirsty liz and my patience is very low.
I walked away because I didn't want it to get physical and I was about ready to put a hurtin on that ass.
and god damn this is the second week dealing with drama. and both times hanging with That fuckin MonkeyBoi. hmmmm. must be some kind of sign
I'm kidding! jeez!
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Which leads me to my fuckin Q's for Monday (although it feels like sunday to me)
1-When's the last time you got into a physical fight? Did you beat that mother fucker's ass? I got into one about 2 years ago. She beat my ass
. she cheated. she brought 2 other dudes to hold me down while she whupped my ass!!!
2-Are you a jealous person? I surely can be!!!! I'm not over bearing though...
3-Did you have a good memorial day weekend or what??? Despite my little scuffle..YEAHHHH!!!!!!
I'm feeling a bit tired now...but I am not complaining about having extra time off!
and yes I do speak spanish. well, not really that good but me and MonkeyBoi have been practicin.
one day I'm gonna write an all spanish entry and confuse the fuck out of y'all
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I was in one fight in my life. 5th grade. I punched him in the stomach (he was a prick), he hyperventilated, I felt rilly rilly bad, became a pacifist.
Eheh.
2-Are you a jealous person?
Hell yes.
3-Did you have a good memorial day weekend or what???
It's the weekend?
About two months ago. I scared myself at my level of violence. This is why martial arts stress a spiritual side.
2-Are you a jealous person?
Yeah,I can be.
3-Did you have a good memorial day weekend or what??? Yeah,We stayed in due to the rain but when we went out I brought my oldest a pair of Nikes for ace-ing her final report!