some things have happened recently.
the harmonica player from placebo found out about my flatmates sonic youth memorial muffins.
i went on a date with jewish boy and had the following conversation:
me - i have a friend with one leg.
him - same
me - you do not. tyou have told me this before and i still dont believe you.
him - yes i do. she has nothing else. no arms. just one leg.
me - stop it. it isnt funny. you cant win every arguement. with yout better job, you blacker clothes, you darker sunglasses, your higher education and faster cars and more crippled friends!
him - seriously. i have a friend with one limb. a leg. look, ill prove it. she just sent me a text message.
me - bahahahahahaha! how on earth can she text. she has no arms! bahahahahaha! your such a fucken lier im never going to have sex with you.
and Ewan and i went to see elefant last night ewan. it was wonderful. a room full of bedwetters! sniveling indie kids as far as the eye could see.
and what did i do?
i stared at the singer from elefants cock for 45 minutes.
pleased? you bet!
i may, or may not, be going to gothenburg in october.
the harmonica player from placebo found out about my flatmates sonic youth memorial muffins.
i went on a date with jewish boy and had the following conversation:
me - i have a friend with one leg.
him - same
me - you do not. tyou have told me this before and i still dont believe you.
him - yes i do. she has nothing else. no arms. just one leg.
me - stop it. it isnt funny. you cant win every arguement. with yout better job, you blacker clothes, you darker sunglasses, your higher education and faster cars and more crippled friends!
him - seriously. i have a friend with one limb. a leg. look, ill prove it. she just sent me a text message.
me - bahahahahahaha! how on earth can she text. she has no arms! bahahahahaha! your such a fucken lier im never going to have sex with you.
and Ewan and i went to see elefant last night ewan. it was wonderful. a room full of bedwetters! sniveling indie kids as far as the eye could see.
and what did i do?
i stared at the singer from elefants cock for 45 minutes.
pleased? you bet!
i may, or may not, be going to gothenburg in october.
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thank you for not just giving my number away. i always try to be careful about such things, especially on the internet. i know a lot people wouldn't even care. it would've been ok in that case as it was cherry, but you couldn't know, i didn't expect you to. i know what you meant with that joke btw!