tigerpig

you know how i have a huge crush on the harmonica player from placebo? and you know how recently i set up an email address at sara4colin4eva@... in order to seduce the texan oil millionaire opera fanatic?

well, guess who was fucking around and sent an e-mail from texan oil millionaires seduction address to placebos harmonica player?

could it get any worse?

anyway, in other news, me dad sent me a picture of trout and a map to my new house.

and last night there was a power cut that lasted forever! it was out for about 5 hours.

power cuts are so boring. i was like "oh, ill wanted a video!" damn "oh, i know, ill read my book" damn! "oh, ill look at porn on the internet" damn! " oh, ill make some dinner!" "have a cup of tea"...

then i thought i could play my guitar in the dark. my ELECTRIC guitar. damn damn damn. i have narrowed things i can do in a power cut to two things. i can masturbate in the bath and i can take the stupid dogs for a walk.

last night i did both. the bath was nice. the dog walk involved me carrying round bas of dog poo. i should have stayed in thre bath.

so, i got dan to pick me up and we went to the local and played pool by candlelight. i got drunk and he smiled a lot. his girlfriend met up and showed me her breasts. and i told some pissheads that though "my standards are low, they are not, and will never be, that low"

they acted like cunts the rest of the night.

what can i go to the pub without assholes acting like im the one ith the problem. if i wanted to talk to stangers, id be on the fucken internet. do they not understand that?