tigerpig

so, my friend chelsea is marrying a man i have a crush on. she invited me to the wedding but i thought it would be a bad idea to go. id only get drunk and make a speach about how "it should have been me" and that richard is "throwing his life away".

however, she asked me about the wedding kiss. a common question for me (aka agony aunt sa-roar). i suggested she makes the first wedding kiss so filthy the vicar passes out and her grandmother breaks her other hip. i also suggested she say afterwards, "wow, richard is a great kisser! so richard, why is the sex so bad!?! mom, you gotta try this. i swear he is a great kisser! dad, you too! ok everyone, form a line! there is enough richard to go round"...

anyway, i mention this because i am making chelsea a present for her honeymoon. im making her panties with my picture on the front.

also, i am sending her fiance love letter from thefabuloustigger.

umm. yeah.

so, i updated my pic. it is from when i was hanging at peter jacksons pad. he has some of the monleys from planet of the apes lying round. me and the monkeys hung out. im too kool for skool!