OMG, last night was like, SO ROCKINTASTIC it isnt even funny.
like, the village fete was on so i thought i would walk over to the millenium field to hear the bible college band play some christian rock and they rocked so hard for God my cock grew 4 extra inches. i had to come home and furiously masturbate for a good few hours while screaming the lords prayer (i like to climax as i scream "power and glory")
shit i really cant wait to move out of rural engrrrland. the north is shit.
oh, as an aside, i have been having troubles with boys sending me pictures of their penises. last night i got yet another. i sent the boy in question pictures of my shoes in return.
can boys please stop sending me pictures of their penises now? really, i am only being polite, i dont really want to see them. so what, you have an erection while thinking about me, what do you really think i can do about it?
amen
like, the village fete was on so i thought i would walk over to the millenium field to hear the bible college band play some christian rock and they rocked so hard for God my cock grew 4 extra inches. i had to come home and furiously masturbate for a good few hours while screaming the lords prayer (i like to climax as i scream "power and glory")
shit i really cant wait to move out of rural engrrrland. the north is shit.
oh, as an aside, i have been having troubles with boys sending me pictures of their penises. last night i got yet another. i sent the boy in question pictures of my shoes in return.
can boys please stop sending me pictures of their penises now? really, i am only being polite, i dont really want to see them. so what, you have an erection while thinking about me, what do you really think i can do about it?
amen
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I send flowers instead.