last night we went out to celebrate my uncle ma'akes birthday and i have resigned myself to that fact that table conversation with my family is never going to be what one could call 'high-brow'.
for exaple, we were naming the gender-unspecific snail that was in the salad we ordered, and lois said it should be named something transgender, so we settled on 'ashley'.
like the olsen twins.
then we went on to how the middle child in full house, the one EVERYONE HATED died in a freak rollercoaster accident. she was decapitated.
then, we talked about how stink it would be if you were waiting for her to come off the ride so you could get her autograph, and lois said "not if you caught her head. you could have a better souvenir than just a lousy autograph." she then mimed stuffing the middle daughter from full houses head in her bag and running.
oh how we laughed!
for exaple, we were naming the gender-unspecific snail that was in the salad we ordered, and lois said it should be named something transgender, so we settled on 'ashley'.
like the olsen twins.
then we went on to how the middle child in full house, the one EVERYONE HATED died in a freak rollercoaster accident. she was decapitated.
then, we talked about how stink it would be if you were waiting for her to come off the ride so you could get her autograph, and lois said "not if you caught her head. you could have a better souvenir than just a lousy autograph." she then mimed stuffing the middle daughter from full houses head in her bag and running.
oh how we laughed!
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Say what you like, Do what you like, Think what you like and if they don't like it...fuck em.
... arnt snails ladyboys anyway? they have no gender as far as i can remember... or is this what you meant?