my cousin did this: 
to me
so, im pleased she has gone back to london. i couldnt stand living with her and her stinky feet and her farting in her sleep and her snoring.
she reads way too many books which makes it impossibly to have a regulaer conversation with her. the books have ruined her!
anyway, we spent most of the weekend listening to SHIT HOT music and going to the movies.
we saw 'eternal sunlight on the nonlinear story line' which is officially the saramovieoftheyear, then we saw my boyfriend johnny in 'secret shite' which, apart from having JD in was a waste of time, and then we saw 'win a date with square jaw' which was teen movie pap but memorable for the line about protecting ones "carnal tresure", which seemed stupid cos we all know the girl in question has been putting out since she was 12 to get her career moving.
we went to nottingham for the day and saw some fanatic in a robin hood get up outside 'tales of robin hood' and i swear he didnt work there. he was just hanging out being geek.
he and i talked motorhead for a while and then he tried to outcool me by saying elija wood is arrogant, and i got to out cool him by saying "well, everytime ive met him he has been really nice. i mean, he is cool, but i wouldnt personally call him arrogant. i mean, at least he remembers peoples birthdays." i felt pretty cool.
not even geeky sword enthusiast should mess with tolkienist from Te Ika a Maui. hell no.
anyway, this morning i woke up to a friendster request from the dj i banged in january. the asshole who doesnt want to know me. and then, to fully enter into the twilight zone, he goes and writes me a nice testimonial, which is crazy for someone who wont return my calls. so, i checked out his profile and he know,s like, no one.
so great, i banged a loser who is using me so he looks cool.
asshole.
im glad i spilt beer in his bed. that devine retribution methinks.
actually, im just bitter cos i really liked him. he had his cds in alphabetical order. that kinda shit makes me feel rather lacivious.
to me
so, im pleased she has gone back to london. i couldnt stand living with her and her stinky feet and her farting in her sleep and her snoring.
she reads way too many books which makes it impossibly to have a regulaer conversation with her. the books have ruined her!
anyway, we spent most of the weekend listening to SHIT HOT music and going to the movies.
we saw 'eternal sunlight on the nonlinear story line' which is officially the saramovieoftheyear, then we saw my boyfriend johnny in 'secret shite' which, apart from having JD in was a waste of time, and then we saw 'win a date with square jaw' which was teen movie pap but memorable for the line about protecting ones "carnal tresure", which seemed stupid cos we all know the girl in question has been putting out since she was 12 to get her career moving.
we went to nottingham for the day and saw some fanatic in a robin hood get up outside 'tales of robin hood' and i swear he didnt work there. he was just hanging out being geek.
he and i talked motorhead for a while and then he tried to outcool me by saying elija wood is arrogant, and i got to out cool him by saying "well, everytime ive met him he has been really nice. i mean, he is cool, but i wouldnt personally call him arrogant. i mean, at least he remembers peoples birthdays." i felt pretty cool.
not even geeky sword enthusiast should mess with tolkienist from Te Ika a Maui. hell no.
anyway, this morning i woke up to a friendster request from the dj i banged in january. the asshole who doesnt want to know me. and then, to fully enter into the twilight zone, he goes and writes me a nice testimonial, which is crazy for someone who wont return my calls. so, i checked out his profile and he know,s like, no one.
so great, i banged a loser who is using me so he looks cool.
asshole.
im glad i spilt beer in his bed. that devine retribution methinks.
actually, im just bitter cos i really liked him. he had his cds in alphabetical order. that kinda shit makes me feel rather lacivious.
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p.s. yaoi is pretty damn cool when done right. rock on.
btw, Johnny Depp was in brussels, left last week to amsterdam. he stayed 3 weeks, to shoot a movie with his wife. he's ok. doesn't look as good in real life than he does on a screen
don't be bitter. not too long. it's an obstructive feeling to have. you deserve better.