tigerpig

did i mention that the vicar is staying?

i made him watch kill bill with me the other day. he didnt like it and so tapped his fingers through the whole fucken film. if i wasnt so mild mannered i would have snapped them fucken fingers off and rammed them up his ass. howevere, instead i just sat and pretended to not notice, and he continued to do it, all the while knowing that i was getting angry.

he has taken to locking me out of the house.

i went to the pub the other night and he locked the outside gate and i fell off the fence trying to break in.

it hurt a lot more than i make out.

ayway, has anyone seen that stupid coke advert with that girl singing and walking and giving away coke?

what the fuck is with that? it is a soft drink for christs sake! not even multiple orgasams, alcohole and drugs make me that extactic!

also, as an aside, am i the only one here who thinks julie andrews is a fucken lier? you know in the adult version of the sound of music the lyrics arnt raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. we all know she is really wanted to say that crack cocaine, anal sex, pornography and liquor are her favourite things.

flithy slut.