last night i woke up screaming.
i had one of those realistic dreams featuring a naked retarded boy sitting on the end of my bed masturbating. he then started to apoligise to me and say he had to do it and i woke up screaming because of the imminent rape. he looked like leather face.
it is the first time i have dreamed in the new zealand surburbian gothic genera.
anyway, i would rather have dreams about viggo than retarded rapists, and im sure im not alone in this regard.
im going to cambridge tomorrow to tempt a boy into giving me some pixies tickets.
the chances are slim, but im sure it cant hurt to try right? i mean, worst comes to worst, i get drunk and get laid and have to find some other way of seeing them live at brixton. id rather see them there than the festivals.
plus, i particularly like cambridge. they breed the indie boys very weak there.
oh, and i am interested in telling you more about my grandmother, who isnt really 114, she is 80something. i lied to make her seems impressive.
anyway, a few years ago she lead a low speed police car chase over a mountian range. when she was eventually stopped, she stabbed a police officer in the hand and started it all over again.
she got from upper hutt to greytown. she lost her liscense for a year. she still doesnt think she did anything wrong.
i want you to know, this isnt senile dementia, but because she is royalty, that she things this is ok. you dont mess with my family. ever.
that is all.
i had one of those realistic dreams featuring a naked retarded boy sitting on the end of my bed masturbating. he then started to apoligise to me and say he had to do it and i woke up screaming because of the imminent rape. he looked like leather face.
it is the first time i have dreamed in the new zealand surburbian gothic genera.
anyway, i would rather have dreams about viggo than retarded rapists, and im sure im not alone in this regard.
im going to cambridge tomorrow to tempt a boy into giving me some pixies tickets.
the chances are slim, but im sure it cant hurt to try right? i mean, worst comes to worst, i get drunk and get laid and have to find some other way of seeing them live at brixton. id rather see them there than the festivals.
plus, i particularly like cambridge. they breed the indie boys very weak there.
oh, and i am interested in telling you more about my grandmother, who isnt really 114, she is 80something. i lied to make her seems impressive.
anyway, a few years ago she lead a low speed police car chase over a mountian range. when she was eventually stopped, she stabbed a police officer in the hand and started it all over again.
she got from upper hutt to greytown. she lost her liscense for a year. she still doesnt think she did anything wrong.
i want you to know, this isnt senile dementia, but because she is royalty, that she things this is ok. you dont mess with my family. ever.
that is all.
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so, what are u up to in GB ? rock n roll journalism ? whats that ? (anyway, you cannot go wrong as you have Agguire in your profile,)
tlc,
JJS III