so, yesterday i was on my way home from work in rush hour traffic and the tube was hot and stinky and some horrible woman gave me a dirty dirty look on the tube when i stomped on her toe with my chunky heals. HELLO!!!! im not the one wearing fucken open toes shoes on the fucken tube at god damn 5:30pm!
stupid bitch. i...
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dingoes8:
If someone's wearing open-toed shoes, they don't get my sympathy. That's the price they pay for putting fashion over functionality. 
mjollnir:
Hello! I got your postcard today. love you! mwah!
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fromthissoil:
I have no idea what punting is, and that picture doesn't help me. But hey, I bet it's fun!
meekesh:
sorry 
i'd really like to, but going to my friend's bbq, haven't seen her in ages. it starts rediculously early in the afternoon. have you got time during the week maybe? 
i'd really like to, but going to my friend's bbq, haven't seen her in ages. it starts rediculously early in the afternoon. have you got time during the week maybe? last night i got my name on the door in both of the clubs i went to. i then got drunk and kissed neil behind the DJ booth. he got me a +1. i like neil. i like people whos names are also verbs. it pleases me.
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badrobot:
Damn! Well, you could shorten my name to Stu, if that helps 
asp40:
What sort of a verb is to "neil"?
It's not in my dictionary!
My middle name is a verb, it's Pedantic.
It's not in my dictionary!
My middle name is a verb, it's Pedantic.
today i tried to go skinnnydipping with a lovely group of ladies and couldnt because vandals ruined the ladies pond for everyone. cunts. if i find out who did it im gonna kill them.
instead we just went regular swimming, but with pimms and wine.
instead we just went regular swimming, but with pimms and wine.
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filmme:
I am... beaming.
gramsci:
kia ora
N? ?tautahi ahau
and you?
and what's wrong with tan lines?
N? ?tautahi ahau
and you?
and what's wrong with tan lines?
this morning i did the walk of shame home in my party dress after spending an evening in zone three!
zone three! the middle of no where!
and i lost all my money on a black jack
table in camden.
anyway, im walking home in my party dress, last nights make up, with three hickies on my neck. eww ewww ewww.
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zone three! the middle of no where!
and i lost all my money on a black jack
table in camden.
anyway, im walking home in my party dress, last nights make up, with three hickies on my neck. eww ewww ewww.
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pommyjeff:
what happened? you ok?
Zone 3 sucks ass.
Zone 3 sucks ass.
sherman_tank1:
the next days walk home is a little longer then the one you took to get there..
fucken hell god damn. you wouldnt believe it. i live in brixton but i have to go to south kensington to get my wallet stolen! what a stupid and crazy world it is.
fucken chavs!
also, fucken robin! it was totally his fault! and notmine at all.
first day of work was good. mt boss is a drunken toff who doesnt know what im doing....
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fucken chavs!
also, fucken robin! it was totally his fault! and notmine at all.
first day of work was good. mt boss is a drunken toff who doesnt know what im doing....
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nickolai:
Wow, you've never been to a meet either. So friday is your first one too, I didn't know.
They seem like a nice enough bunch don't they.
I just want to make sure that when I go to the meets that I actually enjoy it and feel comfy enough to be myself and have fun. I've met so many cool people on here though, that I definitely want to meet them for real, sooner or later.
They seem like a nice enough bunch don't they.
I just want to make sure that when I go to the meets that I actually enjoy it and feel comfy enough to be myself and have fun. I've met so many cool people on here though, that I definitely want to meet them for real, sooner or later.
anton:
I hate wallets going anywhere. And in the hands of a bastard thief is one of the dumber places they can go.
And dude, show me the real London. Cheers!
And dude, show me the real London. Cheers!
i got a job!
AND
i got am email from everett true of careless talk and plan b saying i intrigue him. woohoo!
AND
i got am email from everett true of careless talk and plan b saying i intrigue him. woohoo!
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mjollnir:
Hrmm. My job is actually the really good thing about life right now, so I won't be leaving it any time soon.
We have a foos table. Can you think of anything wrong about that?
We have a foos table. Can you think of anything wrong about that?
slc7675:
congrats on the job
preview of my review which will be up on that website i write for in the coming days:
Art Brut & Polysics
ICA
19th July 2004
Polysics rock so hard I am both shocked and amazed that with a stage act like that the Japanese didnt win the war. Honest to God, I prostrate myself before the Gods of Rock and completely and utterly surrender...
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Art Brut & Polysics
ICA
19th July 2004
Polysics rock so hard I am both shocked and amazed that with a stage act like that the Japanese didnt win the war. Honest to God, I prostrate myself before the Gods of Rock and completely and utterly surrender...
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filmme:
I wish.Im not reallly in the position to take someone in right now... but send them my way and I can hook them up with someone because I know TONS of peoples... they woul dbe in good hands.
n8tvegrl:
Say hello to MJ and tell him to hang in there.
Oh yeah... and it's a great review...
Oh yeah... and it's a great review...
oh my god! i saw the best thing ever last night. well, it was on par with the naked trapese artist - DEVO INSPIRED JAPANESE NEW WAVE PUNK!
it was awesome. the singer guitarist did all the classic air guitar moved but WITH A REAL GUITAR and he kept playing! on an audience members shoulders, then breaking flawlessly into the duck walk, then the wind...
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it was awesome. the singer guitarist did all the classic air guitar moved but WITH A REAL GUITAR and he kept playing! on an audience members shoulders, then breaking flawlessly into the duck walk, then the wind...
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filmme:
how you doin?
how you doin?
badrobot:
This 'needing a job' thing sucks!
Sorry about lack of robots - what the workplace giveth, the bank taketh away
Sorry about lack of robots - what the workplace giveth, the bank taketh away
i now live in london! woohoo!
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theraccoon:
I sure wish I lived in London. *sigh*
I also wish I was Sherlock Holmes, but some wishes never come true. Without being crazy.
I also wish I was Sherlock Holmes, but some wishes never come true. Without being crazy.
nonchalance:
Well i have heared of the Vagina Monologues, but seeing your face on the front of some pants makes the Tigerpig monologues more likely!
last night harriet was wearing the spring season louis vitton watch and carrying her autumn collection louis vitton handbag! OMG!
i was so shamed to be seen with her!!
i was so shamed to be seen with her!!
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bankky:
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll is it there yet?
pommyjeff:
WHERE ARE MY SEXY TIGERPIG BOXER SHORTS?
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asp40:
Filth is good.
Neatness smacks of psychotic tendancies if you ask me.
Neatness smacks of psychotic tendancies if you ask me.
jimmyjoe:
>i dont know how you can say that! ive had SCABIES!
ok. got your entry ticket there
jihem
ok. got your entry ticket there
jihem