tigerlily

gimme an M!
"M"!
gimme an A!
"A"
gimme a T!
"T"
gimme another T!
"T"!
gimme an R!
"R"!
gimme...oh enough already...

what's that spell?

M-A-T-T-R-E-S-S!!

as in almost brand new mattress. as in thank fucking christ i've gotten rid of that god damn lumpy ass hard as a fricken rock i hate my fucking bed FUTON! as in dumped out on the street thank you very much for everything i did on you but so long, fare well, and HELLLOOOO NURSE!

helllloooooo big comfy queen size real honest to goodness big girl mattress.

aaaaahhhh!!!!

my housemate just moved out

buuuttt...i got to inherit his mattress which is like new...so hit the road jack! syanora! happy trails...

mmmmm.....bed........

you are all invited to come jump up and down on my bed. except i have a loft so you might get a concusion.