tiger

Sometimes I think that everything is falling apart. I'm always wrong.

Everything is everything. Or how I learned to love to blog.

So I think I may start a blog and really update to it and shit.

Mostly because I want to be internet famous. Like that one guy.

Bleet, blort, blatt.
Rutabaga.

I know I am old, 'cause I drank a lot this weekend and I didn't have that much fun. To clarify, the drinking did not lead to fun, the people and times I had were enjoyable.

I think I may just be a three drink man from now on.

I'm going to start handing out carbs for everybody.

I don't even know what that means.

Holy shit. I went through and reread a bunch of the shit I've written here, and all I can say is, "Fuck, that is some shit that people go through. High five."

High five everyone.

I read the news today, oh boy.

and with strange aeons even the death may die

we're gonna have a real good time together
we're gonna dance and bawl and shout together
sha-na-na-na-na -na-na-na-na- gonna have a good time

Holy shit! I am in Mexico right now. It is my wife's birthday on Wednesday. We are so wasted right now that my spell check is going into overtime and I imagine wrote more of this post than I did.

Any who, I hope you all have a very nice May. I think you are all special, especially the one.

xoxo,
Jeremy Tiger