I tried donating my plasma for cash today.
The address I got off the internet didn't work out.
It ended up being some quilting shop.
Bastards, I wanted that money.
I was told to look in the newspaper.
Next week will be a better week to try.
How tall are you? either 5'4 or 5'5
Have you ever smoked heroin? No, my dad killed himself while on that shit.
Do you own a gun? Nope.
Have you ever been arrested? nope
Rehab? never had to. no addictions.
How many of your friends have committed suicide? none of my friends, my dad.
Do you shave your crotch? off and on. yes, i like it maintained.
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery? no. eerie vibes.
Do you ever punch yourself? that's just stupid.
Have you ever killed an animal? no.
Are you Irish? i don't know. maybe a little tiny bit in there somewhere. my whole family are alcoholics, that must count for something.
Who would you punch if you could? an idiot that I work with.
What do you think of hot dogs? as long as i dont think about the actual product, i can eat them.
What's your favorite Christmas song? no comment.
What is your favorite smell? a perfume called curve.
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? hot chocolate or tea.
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance? NYC. I've always wanted to go there.
Do you do pushups? yeah right, i have no guns.
Do you ever fantasize about murder? naw, that's not my style.
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could? wait, who are you fucking?
Have you ever done ecstasy? fuck no.
Are you straightedge? i barely even know what that is. hell no.
Are you vegan? meat is good to eat. and cheese!
Do you shoplift? when i was a little girl i used to steal gum because my mom wouldn't buy it for me. how sad.
What s the last thing you stole? umm.. didn't we just go over this?
Do you ski or snowboard? are you kidding? i hate the cold.
What do you think of moustaches? someone needs to go around killing every fucking person with a moustache, especially the women.
Do you use hair gel? hair gel is disgusting. it's the equilavent of a moustache.
Do you sniff cocaine? do i look like an idiot? my dad taught me young not to do any of that shit by killing himself on all of those drugs.
Who is your favorite serial killer? i'm not into that.
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf? not that i remember.
Have you ever been caught mid-hump? by my mom. yuck.
Have you been shot? no.
Have you ever been hospitalized? no.
Do you like painkillers? as long as they do the job.
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? what the fuck kind of question is that?
Do you own a knife? no.
Have you played ghettopoly? never heard of it.
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"? no.
Do you have A.D.D.? probably.
Have you ever had a head injury? yes. my brother slammed a dumb bell into my head when i was a toddler.
How many virgins have u slept with? none.
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? what the fuck? no. that shit hurts, but i love the finished piece.
The address I got off the internet didn't work out.
It ended up being some quilting shop.
Bastards, I wanted that money.
I was told to look in the newspaper.
Next week will be a better week to try.
How tall are you? either 5'4 or 5'5
Have you ever smoked heroin? No, my dad killed himself while on that shit.
Do you own a gun? Nope.
Have you ever been arrested? nope
Rehab? never had to. no addictions.
How many of your friends have committed suicide? none of my friends, my dad.
Do you shave your crotch? off and on. yes, i like it maintained.
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery? no. eerie vibes.
Do you ever punch yourself? that's just stupid.
Have you ever killed an animal? no.
Are you Irish? i don't know. maybe a little tiny bit in there somewhere. my whole family are alcoholics, that must count for something.
Who would you punch if you could? an idiot that I work with.
What do you think of hot dogs? as long as i dont think about the actual product, i can eat them.
What's your favorite Christmas song? no comment.
What is your favorite smell? a perfume called curve.
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? hot chocolate or tea.
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance? NYC. I've always wanted to go there.
Do you do pushups? yeah right, i have no guns.
Do you ever fantasize about murder? naw, that's not my style.
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could? wait, who are you fucking?
Have you ever done ecstasy? fuck no.
Are you straightedge? i barely even know what that is. hell no.
Are you vegan? meat is good to eat. and cheese!
Do you shoplift? when i was a little girl i used to steal gum because my mom wouldn't buy it for me. how sad.
What s the last thing you stole? umm.. didn't we just go over this?
Do you ski or snowboard? are you kidding? i hate the cold.
What do you think of moustaches? someone needs to go around killing every fucking person with a moustache, especially the women.
Do you use hair gel? hair gel is disgusting. it's the equilavent of a moustache.
Do you sniff cocaine? do i look like an idiot? my dad taught me young not to do any of that shit by killing himself on all of those drugs.
Who is your favorite serial killer? i'm not into that.
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf? not that i remember.
Have you ever been caught mid-hump? by my mom. yuck.
Have you been shot? no.
Have you ever been hospitalized? no.
Do you like painkillers? as long as they do the job.
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? what the fuck kind of question is that?
Do you own a knife? no.
Have you played ghettopoly? never heard of it.
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"? no.
Do you have A.D.D.? probably.
Have you ever had a head injury? yes. my brother slammed a dumb bell into my head when i was a toddler.
How many virgins have u slept with? none.
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings? what the fuck? no. that shit hurts, but i love the finished piece.
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arcanite:
I should donate my brain for research..... 
trajan:
Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'm pretty resourceful when I'm down a few points in the game. Either that, or I get a huge streak of luck. Maybe it's just the luck... yeah, probably just luck.