Friday... Friday is good.
stuzzy:
friday is the fucking best. 
A very quick update while nobody's looking:
St. Patty's was indeed a blast!
Me, the parentals and cousins went to a festival outside Coors Stadium where the booze and music flowed like... flowy stuff. It was a welcome experience to spend a day surrounded by thousands of drunkards as pale as I!
Suffice it to say that I haven't had to bow down before the...
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St. Patty's was indeed a blast!
Me, the parentals and cousins went to a festival outside Coors Stadium where the booze and music flowed like... flowy stuff. It was a welcome experience to spend a day surrounded by thousands of drunkards as pale as I!
Suffice it to say that I haven't had to bow down before the...
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stuzzy:
you are so mean
The countdown to St. Patrick’s begins!
I’m heading off to Denver to meet up with the parentals and cousins for what will undoubtedly be a drunken-good time. I’ll get in late on Thursday night, drink heavily all day Friday, sober up on Saturday and return to L.A. on Sunday. It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it.
I just wish PERHAPSEVIL could come along......
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I’m heading off to Denver to meet up with the parentals and cousins for what will undoubtedly be a drunken-good time. I’ll get in late on Thursday night, drink heavily all day Friday, sober up on Saturday and return to L.A. on Sunday. It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it.
I just wish PERHAPSEVIL could come along......
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Quick update:
Life is good.
I slept through the Oscars – well, actually I got good and drunk and passed out before the anointed of Hollywood began publicly jerking each other off – so I didn’t have to shoot my TV again this year... which is a good thing.
I rediscovered the joy that is Lone Wolf McQuade – so much so that I was...
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Life is good.
I slept through the Oscars – well, actually I got good and drunk and passed out before the anointed of Hollywood began publicly jerking each other off – so I didn’t have to shoot my TV again this year... which is a good thing.
I rediscovered the joy that is Lone Wolf McQuade – so much so that I was...
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jeff_fries:
He's a murdering sillhouette with a synthbox. He counts.
I didn't know Rosemary's Baby had a good soundtrack. I haven't seen it though.
I didn't know Rosemary's Baby had a good soundtrack. I haven't seen it though.
metier_catwoman:
"Hey Bob, the cuntwench is next to the twatiron right?" 
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unravled:
Not you, you're allowed to get married.
metier_catwoman:
Hi Tibs! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....(over hood of car).."you alright".."She's alright!".."game on"
So here I sit in my new office… No windows and amongst other *shivers* people…
That means no more looking at boobies during the work day… or at least not as frequently.
So if I don’t get around to say hello as often, that’s probably why.
Hope all is well with all of yas.
Please amuse me.
That means no more looking at boobies during the work day… or at least not as frequently.
So if I don’t get around to say hello as often, that’s probably why.
Hope all is well with all of yas.
Please amuse me.
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stuzzy:
I... still have nothing witty tosay.
clearly I sucketh.
clearly I sucketh.
stuzzy:
http://daveslongbox.blogspot.com/
this guys blog is cool and funny though. i'm trying. you going to prom?
[Edited on Mar 02, 2006 2:31AM]
this guys blog is cool and funny though. i'm trying. you going to prom?
[Edited on Mar 02, 2006 2:31AM]
Ya know, I love Ebay. I really do.
But I hate how it’s given rise to all these parasites who raid the Toys R Us’, Targets and Wal-Marts at the crack of dawn and snatch up all the good action figures so they can sell them for two, three and four times what they’re worth.
Yeah, that’s capitalism, but… DAMNIT!
I just hope they’re buying...
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But I hate how it’s given rise to all these parasites who raid the Toys R Us’, Targets and Wal-Marts at the crack of dawn and snatch up all the good action figures so they can sell them for two, three and four times what they’re worth.
Yeah, that’s capitalism, but… DAMNIT!
I just hope they’re buying...
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walkswithbears:
STONE THEM! I bet its single mothers, trying to make a quick buck for the nine kids. STONE THEM ALL!
stuzzy:
you obviously don't love ebay
It’s so nice when you come in to work on Monday morning and realize that it’s actually Tuesday!
It was pretty a full weekend; me and the P.E. hit theHAUNT-X on Saturday and took in a lecture-thingy on (what else?) the Haunted Mansion… ‘cause we’re obsessed and have no lives, ya see.
There were bogeymen aplenty signing autographs and whatnot; Kane Hodder (aka Jason...
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It was pretty a full weekend; me and the P.E. hit theHAUNT-X on Saturday and took in a lecture-thingy on (what else?) the Haunted Mansion… ‘cause we’re obsessed and have no lives, ya see.
There were bogeymen aplenty signing autographs and whatnot; Kane Hodder (aka Jason...
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girly:
Your girlfriend rocks!
battlestarlet:
weird... i met that "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" kid like 10 years ago at Disneyworld. we were both performing in the "Kids Day in the USA" parade.
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perdy:
Yeah that could be very amusing. But I think in order to heighten the comedy value and to remain hygenic you could do it with latex gloves on. Or take some clay and model a bust of their head a la the crap lionel ritchie hello video.
kungfuvoodoo:
Thanks for the shout!
...as for legislating morality, hey historically it has always worked with no backlash at all, never rendering the original intent moot...
...as for legislating morality, hey historically it has always worked with no backlash at all, never rendering the original intent moot...
First off, thank you all for the birthday wishes!
So far my transition into dirty-old-manhood has been fairly painless. The beard is coming in nicely and I’ve already purchased about a dozen cardigans, so I think I’m on track.
I have to admit that I was pretty surly on Friday night. Of course that may have been due to the – I SHIT YOU NOT...
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So far my transition into dirty-old-manhood has been fairly painless. The beard is coming in nicely and I’ve already purchased about a dozen cardigans, so I think I’m on track.
I have to admit that I was pretty surly on Friday night. Of course that may have been due to the – I SHIT YOU NOT...
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perdy:
Ahhh sweets thank you! But if you really want to help you will loan me your girlfriend....she sounds ace! Cake, beer, games and a strip club? How lucky are you?