So…
Went on down to the Compton courthouse yesterday to get that speeding ticket reopened so I could do traffic school and avoid an anal raping at the hands - er, cock - of my insurance company. I even called in again to double-verify that this would indeed be possible…
But after waiting in line for God knows how long, the dimwitted functionary behind the Plexiglas decreed that I had been misinformed.
Can someone please explain to me why three individuals all employed in the same bureaucracy can’t give the same answer to a single question???
On second thought, don’t bother…
This is why I hate the government – libs and conservatives, Repubs and Dems – they are all useless. They all pay lip service to curbing government spending and reducing bureaucracy, yet these mental midgets continue to be employed even though they could easily be replaced by a Commodore 64 and wedge of cheese.
But at least I can say that I’ve been to the Compton Courthouse now. It’s everything you imagine, but a little worse. Seriously, it’s a parody of a caricature.
I actually saw a guy walk up to the building - healthy as could be - but before going in, he suddenly “needed” a pair of crutches. So, yeah, he’s either raping the taxpayers and his employer for disability, or destroying some doctor’s life with a fraudulent malpractice suit.
I tell ya… I have great faith in humanity – I really do…
It’s just people that I have doubts about.
Went on down to the Compton courthouse yesterday to get that speeding ticket reopened so I could do traffic school and avoid an anal raping at the hands - er, cock - of my insurance company. I even called in again to double-verify that this would indeed be possible…
But after waiting in line for God knows how long, the dimwitted functionary behind the Plexiglas decreed that I had been misinformed.
Can someone please explain to me why three individuals all employed in the same bureaucracy can’t give the same answer to a single question???
On second thought, don’t bother…
This is why I hate the government – libs and conservatives, Repubs and Dems – they are all useless. They all pay lip service to curbing government spending and reducing bureaucracy, yet these mental midgets continue to be employed even though they could easily be replaced by a Commodore 64 and wedge of cheese.
But at least I can say that I’ve been to the Compton Courthouse now. It’s everything you imagine, but a little worse. Seriously, it’s a parody of a caricature.
I actually saw a guy walk up to the building - healthy as could be - but before going in, he suddenly “needed” a pair of crutches. So, yeah, he’s either raping the taxpayers and his employer for disability, or destroying some doctor’s life with a fraudulent malpractice suit.
I tell ya… I have great faith in humanity – I really do…
It’s just people that I have doubts about.
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That's clever. How's that working out for you?
I'm a late-night guy. I'll call in the afternoon to see what we can set up.