Let’s see…
Dad’s surprise 60th birthday party went off without a hitch. He suspected nothing and was moved damn near to tears when he saw my darling little face.
So yeah… Success!
It was weird seeing the hometown without snow. I only get home for Christmas anymore, so seeing it still moderately greenish was a bit of a shock.
…And I ate steak - lots and lots of steak – a true perk of Midwestern living!
Got back to La La Land on Tuesday, and on my first venture out of the house some dipshit clipped my passenger side mirror. That made me happy…
Smell that? It’s sarcasm!
Got my insurance renewal and it’s up $650 a year for that friggin’ speeding ticket I got back in June! Explain to me how one minor ticket in a decade of driving out here translates to such a hefty increase??? So now I’ve got to go the courthouse in Compton to try and get them to reopen the citation so I can do traffic school.
…More government sanctioned extortion.
I wonder how much those online traffic schools make – and even more importantly – how much they kickback to the state governments to perpetrate such a lucrative scam? And let’s face it, it IS a scam. I mean, you can fill out the tests while looking at the fucking booklet!
Can we please hurry up and get the revolution started?
…Pretty please?
Oh well…
Me and P.E. are goin’ to the SG show on Saturday at the El Ray, so that should kick a whole lotta ass. Her incorrigible flirt of a coworker – recently estranged from her husband, I might add - is tagging along, as are a few of my buddies. …So yeah, that should make for some interesting shenanigans.
…Hopefully there will be some post-worthy pictures on Monday.
Dad’s surprise 60th birthday party went off without a hitch. He suspected nothing and was moved damn near to tears when he saw my darling little face.
So yeah… Success!
It was weird seeing the hometown without snow. I only get home for Christmas anymore, so seeing it still moderately greenish was a bit of a shock.
…And I ate steak - lots and lots of steak – a true perk of Midwestern living!
Got back to La La Land on Tuesday, and on my first venture out of the house some dipshit clipped my passenger side mirror. That made me happy…
Smell that? It’s sarcasm!
Got my insurance renewal and it’s up $650 a year for that friggin’ speeding ticket I got back in June! Explain to me how one minor ticket in a decade of driving out here translates to such a hefty increase??? So now I’ve got to go the courthouse in Compton to try and get them to reopen the citation so I can do traffic school.
…More government sanctioned extortion.
I wonder how much those online traffic schools make – and even more importantly – how much they kickback to the state governments to perpetrate such a lucrative scam? And let’s face it, it IS a scam. I mean, you can fill out the tests while looking at the fucking booklet!
Can we please hurry up and get the revolution started?
…Pretty please?
Oh well…
Me and P.E. are goin’ to the SG show on Saturday at the El Ray, so that should kick a whole lotta ass. Her incorrigible flirt of a coworker – recently estranged from her husband, I might add - is tagging along, as are a few of my buddies. …So yeah, that should make for some interesting shenanigans.
…Hopefully there will be some post-worthy pictures on Monday.
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"Cynical bastards rule!" was our common refrain.
Ahh the folly of youth. Especially senior year of high school.
HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME!!!!