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so some friends and I were talking about the whole online dating thing and I had mentioned that I keep getting emails from guys who seem to like the out door and camping and hiking and my friend Manda said this.

So, I'm not single...but a lot of my friends are. And they're members of dating sites. Earlier tonight we were discussing how almost every...
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faeryrocious:
"I'm sensitive and a true romantic."

Translation:
I cry when I'm drunk and I'll pay for dinner as long as I get a blow job after.
faeryrocious:
I'm a family guy.

Translation:
I have a wife and kids and I'm just looking for a fuck buddy.
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look more email!!

Not quite as funny as the last few though. BUT he does have a picture of himself in the mirror with only what I assume are his under wear so that makes him extra special. He gets some ICE CREAM?

Dear Taissa Lada

I apologize for the unsolicited mail but I just had to send you a message telling you that I...
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faeryrocious:

"Do I look tall now?"
dovanna:
MY NAME IS MAXIMUS!!
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yay!!! I can drink again.

Going to my attorneys to finally get my damn settlement today. Finally, I can sign on the dotted line and have closure with this whole damn thing.

Got a bunch of stuff i need to do today still. I should get of this site.
faeryrocious:
drinking is good! love
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bleh,feeling sort of crappy today, I've been so damn tired the last few days.

I want some beer an Thai food and a trip to new york and london.

I should go and list more crap.
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charlatan:
Happy birthday pretty lady! wink
hor:

Happy fucking birthday!! tongue
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ahahaha, look new hate mail!!!

Sent to my personal email.

I remember you from the mid 90's when you were a little grunge chick. At least your work had potential back then and had some sort of substance. I don't know what happened to you and your work but man did it take a turn for the worse!!! You should be ashamed of what you...
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serendipity:
Happy Birthday pretty lady!
kiss
ambition:
Happy Birthday Beautiful!
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faeryrocious:
I love the leopard and the skull ones! love
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alright fed ex. you fuckers BETTER show today cuz I need to get out of this damn house and run errands.

some pyscho on ebay is saying she will report me for blocking her from bidding on my items. Ummm,gee well if you bid on stuff and then decide NOT to pay me damn well I'm going to block your ass.You bid,you pay. Lordy,these red...
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weeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I'm typing this from my new IMAC!!!I was putting off setting it up for a few days and finally thought oh for fucks sake just bust open the manual and do it already! Took about 20 minutes, YAY!I don't have to ride the short bus anymore and I didn't even have to call my friend Greg in Chicago to help me with anything. I'll...
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so i was totally lazy yesterday and slept for like 10 hours last night. I did load 10 new things on ebay yesterday, all leopard hats and they all sold!!! I was just testing the waters with stuff for fall, and BAMB!!! One of my clients who loves leopard print stuff bought them all. I have to go to Rosedal today and have all my...
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shit, more hat orders.

I am going to stop saying I have a sweat shop because people believe me sometimes and they think I can do this crap in no time. True I work very quickly and very well with a fire under my ass but I hardly doubt I can get 144 done by Friday. If I do there is a god, and a...
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alright. it's officail I think I am having withdraws and I need a fucking beer.

knew it would happen sooner or later.

faeryrocious:
I think I'm going to have a beer right now. I just can't seem to fall asleep.
dovanna:
Sorry I haven't gotten back to you. frown Been busy with not-so-fun stuff.