thursday

i'm fucking in love with soya kaas mozzarella right now.





i'm not even kidding. i bought it like 6 hours ago and i'm practically halfway through the package.





it's not vegan like i initially thought (it contains caseinate), but it IS lactose-free and that serves my specific purposes. AND it's fucking delicious and it really DOES melt like real cheese!
unless you've tried all the shitty fake cheeses out there like i have, you don't know how exciting this is.
there is nothing more disgusting than biting through rice 'cheese' and having it coat your teeth like 5-day old, binge drinking, teeth sweaters. i'm fucking serious.

anyway, time for more SNACKS!








mmmmm.... extra garlicky (i added cloves to the brine) baby gherkins and slices of tofu mozzarella.....