thursday

my days of free internet have come to a tragic end.
someone want to come and hack me back into my neighbor's wifi? cuz that would be tops. thx.

for those who expressed concern, my janky giney is still on the wagon.
no one has been putting her to work except me and we've been getting along just fine thankyouvermuch.

i'm busily busting out a metal hoop skirt for a project which is leaving me tragically lonely and wrestling with chicken wire in my bedroom. how come no one thinks that sounds like a good time?
at least i have itunes for company.

i put some art up in a local bar this weekend and that's been cool.
it's the second time i've ever had my material up for public consumption and i included the mutant stuffed animal from my Mad Scientist set.
i had to suspend him from the ceiling and it's been a laugh to hear what people have had to say about him.

a coworker and i are considering giving up booze for lent. i'm no christian but why not. thoughts?

i promise a new video blog soon. thanks for all the comments.

to conclude i leave you with my recent verbal victory.
before you read this piece, you must know that i am basically a lunch lady. i work at a cafe in a building on campus that also serves a hot lunch. the main entree is delivered to us mon-thurs by campus catering and we have little to no say in what we get, which makes it a crap shoot but that does NOT keep people from complaining about it.
the recent side dish of tofu rice was confusing enough that a particular gentleman complained about it for two solid days. pain. in. my. ass.

customer: go back to work
me: i just called catering. nothing but tofu rice for the next month
customer: booo
boo
boo
boo
boo
me: we're going to call it the YOU special
customer: what the hell is tofu rice
me: you're a smart boy
someday you'll figure it out
customer: it does not make sense
me: tofu rice
seriously
its a math equation
tofu + rice
you are RIDICULOUS
ridiculous ranter
customer: then its not tofu rice then
its rice with tofu
me: is this how you're trying to develop your elocution skillz
its tofu rice
customer: no
its rice with tofu
me: meat chili
chili with meat?
customer: no
me: pepperoni pizza
you KNOW the pizza is not MADE OUT OF PEPPERONI
your argument doesn't hold water
customer: its not supposed to hold water
its supposed to make sense
me: it does not
customer: ok
so here it is
meat is cooked into the chili
the rice is cooked first then tofu is added
making it rice with tofu
me: send a letter to the dean
customer: tofu rice implies that the rice is made out of tofu
which is not possible
me: start playing guitar or something
you need a new hobby
customer: dont have time for hobbies
me: use all the time you talk about tofu rice to find a hobby
customer: its not that much time
me: i suppose THAT'S relative....
customer: booyah!!!
me: i'm just saying it FEELS LIKE HOURS
ZING
customer: booyah juice!!
me: is that juice made out of booyah or juice with booyah in it?.....