haaaaappy new year!
on new years eve eve Mobprod rolled into my town.
though it took three tries to finally source dinner and then i held up the show by not having packed, his good nature never faltered.
which is great because what happened next was really fucking scary.
on the way to Mobprod's dad's house we passed over a stretch of highway that was pure black ice.
i made an idiot move and tapped my breaks after passing a car in the ditch (i thought to myself, oh, it must be dangerous here) and then started fishtailing all over the road.
before all was said and done, i landed on the shoulder on the other side of the highway facing 180 degrees from where i had started. i had crossed 4 lanes sideways and slid to a halt just a foot and a half from the guard rail.
holy fucking ballz.
i was incredibly lucky that there had been no on-coming traffic, but i slid to a halt by a car who's occupants had gone through a similar ordeal except they'd seen their lives shown on the front grill of a semi that had to switch lanes to keep from smushing them.
i'd just like to say that this is my second most-fortunate-accident-in-the-whole-world this year and i'd live very much to stop having them thankyouverymuch. nyc subways, here i come!!
new years itself was great, as i spent it with close friends, got drunk and shook my money-maker all night long.
in other news, my bot-army has grown.
and finally, i've decided to own this and read it from cover to cover.
call it boning up on boning down. 
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ice sucks. i was at a stoplight on a hill and there were cars behind me and icouldn't go foreward because i stopped on a patch of ice.
i studied it in high school so i can't really read caesar any more but i can still do most of the simple words like that and i can still do basic conjugations, again like that.