this girl needs a day off in a serious way.
and then i need to let myself have it.
i've been beating my liver to death and it's starting to switch off the circuit board during drink #2.
last night i dreamt about playing upright bass with my old high school band.
oh how i miss the wooden and resonant curves of the upright bass. classical was my bag.
the memory of singing through the instrument. it makes my heart ache...
you know
the drill
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