Operation Your-Mom-has-a-Third-Nipple/ Incognito is complete. Soon the unveiling will come, until then you will have to...
Short hair, mean style, but missing the glass eye. The new me. Fresh like a poached egg under the Bulgarian sky.
Misery's clientele at her new bar look something like this. I visited. I felt like a Tri-Lamb (Lambda Lambda Lambda) in a bar full of testosterone soaked Alpha Phi Omega Omicron Delta Zeta Fagos. The new hair allowed me to masquerade as one of them, and get a glimpse into the frat/fag boys' inner world. It goes something like "WOOOOO"..."BEEEEEER"..."Check out her ass, WOOOOO", or any combination of. Truly a world that parallels that of a rabbit who loves to get drunk and/or spread disease. Thin the herd, burn them at the stake.
Toronto prom soon. Psyched. Until the unveiling, go love another.
Seacrest out.
Short hair, mean style, but missing the glass eye. The new me. Fresh like a poached egg under the Bulgarian sky.
Misery's clientele at her new bar look something like this. I visited. I felt like a Tri-Lamb (Lambda Lambda Lambda) in a bar full of testosterone soaked Alpha Phi Omega Omicron Delta Zeta Fagos. The new hair allowed me to masquerade as one of them, and get a glimpse into the frat/fag boys' inner world. It goes something like "WOOOOO"..."BEEEEEER"..."Check out her ass, WOOOOO", or any combination of. Truly a world that parallels that of a rabbit who loves to get drunk and/or spread disease. Thin the herd, burn them at the stake.
Toronto prom soon. Psyched. Until the unveiling, go love another.
Seacrest out.
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you will be wearing a tie!
wow a tie, you would think we were going someplace fancy, like PROM!