So Napoleon Dynamite is in my Broadcast Newswriting Class.......
Alright well its not that John Hedder dude........ this kids name is Ken...... and he doesnt look or sound like NP..... but his stories...wow.
Here is a Story.
Somehow Ken casually slipped into a conversation with another person in the class that he has a girlfriend. (Ken is one unattractive dude) So he tells us about how he met this girl at a Martial Arts Tournament in Pennsylvania, but she lives in North Carolina, and how he beat her brother who is 32 and Ken is only 23, and this girl is 28.
Then he tells us, that he tells her all the time that he "always has her with him" and proceeds to pull out two computer printed pictures of an attractive girl, one picture of which she is in a swimsuit.
He said he was going to go visit her in California. "BUT I THOUGHT SHE LIVES IN NC" Oh She does, but, she is undergoing kemotherapy there for her skin cancer. Too much fake bakeing FROM MODELING caused her to get cancer.
So I come into class yesterday and Kens hair is BRIGHT PINK. So of course i ask why, and he says "Well when i was asleep my FIANCE did it to me" FIANCE? yes, he flew to California, and proposed to her sometime between 3:30pm Tuesday and Noon on Thursday. So why does he have pink hair?? Well they were going Wig shopping for his fiance, when he came across a hot pink Halloween wig and made a joke that she should get it. and she told him shed get him back.... So now his hair is pink....... BUT...... as a girl in the class called him out, it was just that Pink Halloween hairspray stuff....... and shes like "You havent showered since youve been home?" and he said it takes a while to come out......... but no, its fresh.
So my stories end dumb.
However, I'm doing well, doing alright in school.
Finnally Ordered an E-ZPass so I dont have to pay $1.50 in Tolls every day for school........... now it will be like 90cents a day....
Buffalo is the only city in New York State, that 90% of the people have to pay tolls to get to work........or school.
Alllllllllllllllllllllllright, I miss maryjo too........ i dont get to see her until the 13th
Alright well its not that John Hedder dude........ this kids name is Ken...... and he doesnt look or sound like NP..... but his stories...wow.
Here is a Story.
Somehow Ken casually slipped into a conversation with another person in the class that he has a girlfriend. (Ken is one unattractive dude) So he tells us about how he met this girl at a Martial Arts Tournament in Pennsylvania, but she lives in North Carolina, and how he beat her brother who is 32 and Ken is only 23, and this girl is 28.
Then he tells us, that he tells her all the time that he "always has her with him" and proceeds to pull out two computer printed pictures of an attractive girl, one picture of which she is in a swimsuit.
He said he was going to go visit her in California. "BUT I THOUGHT SHE LIVES IN NC" Oh She does, but, she is undergoing kemotherapy there for her skin cancer. Too much fake bakeing FROM MODELING caused her to get cancer.
So I come into class yesterday and Kens hair is BRIGHT PINK. So of course i ask why, and he says "Well when i was asleep my FIANCE did it to me" FIANCE? yes, he flew to California, and proposed to her sometime between 3:30pm Tuesday and Noon on Thursday. So why does he have pink hair?? Well they were going Wig shopping for his fiance, when he came across a hot pink Halloween wig and made a joke that she should get it. and she told him shed get him back.... So now his hair is pink....... BUT...... as a girl in the class called him out, it was just that Pink Halloween hairspray stuff....... and shes like "You havent showered since youve been home?" and he said it takes a while to come out......... but no, its fresh.
So my stories end dumb.
However, I'm doing well, doing alright in school.
Finnally Ordered an E-ZPass so I dont have to pay $1.50 in Tolls every day for school........... now it will be like 90cents a day....
Buffalo is the only city in New York State, that 90% of the people have to pay tolls to get to work........or school.
Alllllllllllllllllllllllright, I miss maryjo too........ i dont get to see her until the 13th