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So went out last night with my friend Ian, and his two friends from Highschool Nick and Joe.
We went to this shitty bar in Canada. (Cause they are all 19) But we go in and want to sit at the bar, and we find 3 seats in a row at the end, so we could pull up another stool. We sit down, and this kid comes up, and tells us we were in his seat, so Joe, who was sitting in his seat gets up and the kid sits down.
The kid is fucking coughing on everything, he has some nervous tick that he interlaces his fingers, brings them to his chest raises them and kisses them brings them back down, then grabs his beer with his pointer and pinky finger picks up his bottle and drinks. (TRY IT!!!) Well he was weird.
The kid gets up after an empty beer, and goes away...... so we sit down.... 5 minutes later he comes back..... wanting his seat back. So the bartender tells him to move down to a different seat so the four of us could sit together.
The kid goes and sits by himself agian.... he was by himself from the start... So we all watch him, and talk to the bartenders about him.
He was REALLLLLLYYYYYY Fucked up.
The bartenders said that they only served him like 3 Beers.
So us four, being the loving caring kids we are........

We bought him the strongest most expensive shot at the bar. I dont even know what it was.
BUt the Fucker didnt even say Thank You.

But we found out why he was so fucked up, he CLAIMS that he smoked 4 joints before he went to the bar....... but I think he was definatly blowing coke.

So the bartender kicked him out.



So then we met Keith.

Keith is from P.A. and he is 100% AMERICAN. (at least thats what his tattoo said)
He was a Bald, teal muscle shirt wearing man. Slightly intimidating, but too intoxicated to worry about. He started talking to us because Nick was drinking Coors Light when the rest of us had Guinness, and he was makiing fun of nick for it.
So Keith was making fun of all of us for our nationalities. (He's 100% American remember) While leaning on us, he told us to "make sure to get an education and lots of pussy" The typical drunken older man to younger men story. He told us he has more hair on his ass then his head.
Enough about Keith.
We left that bar at about 1:50 and continued for our walk home. back Across the boarder. So all over Clifton Hill (Tourist Trap of Niagara Falls Canada) I stickered with my new SUICIDE GIRL STICKERS!!!!!!!!! WOO! So if youre ever there, look for them.

Walking back to my car, Ian walks inbetween my car and the car next to it, and accidentally interrupts a guy recieving a blow job in the car next to mine. yup it was funny, we told them to continue and that we were leaving but they didnt.

Then we OF COURSE went to Collasso Taco.
Im kinda scared of that place now, because the one guy knows my order............ and thats scary......... because he has no teeth.

Home at 3:40am

TRUE STORY