ATTENTION: YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ MY LONGEST POST EVER
So If you think it sucks......... I apoligize in advance.
So Let me tell you aout my night last night (Nov. 24th).......
So instead of going to Canada to drink and maybe see some friends I havent seen since High School out, I decided to go to a friends (who went to a differnt HS) house. Tim his name is, he works for Best Buy and pretty much pays them to work there. LCD HDTV Humongus TV. While we drank some beer and played beer pong, I am the WORST player ever, so Dont ask me to be on your team. During Beer Pong, our friend Mike who had left called and asked if anyoen knew a phone number that called. We didnt so Josh #1 was on Speaker phone with mike while he used another phone to call the number. Drunk, Josh#1 was unable to hold both phones and proceeded to drop them both ALMOST into the beer pong cups, he did manage to knock them over, and did spill beer on both. so Tim made his mop up the beer with his Socks, and Josh#1 had no socks for the entire night. It was Cold out too. We had some Goldshlager or whatever, I dont know drinks names, and we had some bitchy shit that tasted like Watermelon Jolly rancher. Lame. ANYHOO, My friend Anthony and I got there around 10:30, and started drinking right away, and Kept drinking and taking shots untill around 2:30, when for some reason we wanted to go to Collasso Taco for Steak roll Ups [Refer to my Picture] So we go there thinking its open until 4:00, boy were we wrong, it was closed and we were starving, so what else is open besides Dennys, so opbviously thats where we ended up. On the ride to Dennys Josh#2 was in an argument on the phone with his Girlfriend, while Myself, Anthony, Tim and Josh#2 drove behind Josh#1 amd his girlfriend who was driving. We kept calling Josh#1's cell and giving him updates on Josh#2 and his girlfriend, because she its the biggest bitch in the world. True Story. So Kristen, Josh#1s girlfriend got "tired" and didnt want to go to Dennys, and then so did Josh#1 Boo Fucking Hoo. SO Anthony proceeded to follow Kristen to her apartment where we pretty much made Josh#1 come with us, or we were going into her Apartment. Josh#1 came with us. NOW TO DENNYS!!! we arrive at Dennys, there was one really hot waitress, but of course we didnt get her. We got some Fat ugly chick named Colleen, but she was cool. Josh#1 goes the bathroom and the rest of us get waters. and check out the menu and continue to the fairly loud, making fun of some Gay Black Kid who kept Sasheaing(sp) for the weirdos at his table. And we realize...... Josh#1 isnt back yet....... I had to pee anyways, so i went to go check on him. He was Puking, Thats My Boy. I pee and he continues to puke for a while longer. He comes back and Colleen is at our table. we Congratulate him for making it back.... yet he denys to Colleen for Puking in the Bathroom. Tim meanwhile has passed out on the table. We order our food, and the waiting begins, and I see my friend Bob arrives at another table and I have to go say hi cause I havent seen the man in a year, and we were at a Dennys real far from where we usually go. So I go back to my table and Josh#1 has fallen out of the booth right in front of the hot waitress. Apparently he was giving Tim(passed out) a wet willy.... and laughed his ass out of the booth. and he still doesnt have socks on. So we ate our food, and on the way out, Josh#1 goes the wrong way to go out..... he tried to go through a large window. Out in the Parking Lot, Tim isnt looking good. and pukes......... Twice. Josh#2 calls shotgun and I'm forced to sit Bitch between Josh#1 who Puked, and Tim who Puked. I made them Chew lots of gum. So we Dropped Josh#1 off at his Girlfriends Apartment around 4:30 and were surprized she let him in. And the night got lamer from there. Tim passed out again in the back seat. Anthony and Josh just talked about something, and I zoned out in the back seat. We dropped everyone off, and my car was at Anthonys, so I had a 25 minute car ride home still, and didnt get home until 5:25........ and was up for Turkey Day at Noon.
That was my night, almost as excellent (maybe not in text) to our night at Josh#2's cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere (Ill talk about that in a later post)
So If you think it sucks......... I apoligize in advance.
So Let me tell you aout my night last night (Nov. 24th).......
So instead of going to Canada to drink and maybe see some friends I havent seen since High School out, I decided to go to a friends (who went to a differnt HS) house. Tim his name is, he works for Best Buy and pretty much pays them to work there. LCD HDTV Humongus TV. While we drank some beer and played beer pong, I am the WORST player ever, so Dont ask me to be on your team. During Beer Pong, our friend Mike who had left called and asked if anyoen knew a phone number that called. We didnt so Josh #1 was on Speaker phone with mike while he used another phone to call the number. Drunk, Josh#1 was unable to hold both phones and proceeded to drop them both ALMOST into the beer pong cups, he did manage to knock them over, and did spill beer on both. so Tim made his mop up the beer with his Socks, and Josh#1 had no socks for the entire night. It was Cold out too. We had some Goldshlager or whatever, I dont know drinks names, and we had some bitchy shit that tasted like Watermelon Jolly rancher. Lame. ANYHOO, My friend Anthony and I got there around 10:30, and started drinking right away, and Kept drinking and taking shots untill around 2:30, when for some reason we wanted to go to Collasso Taco for Steak roll Ups [Refer to my Picture] So we go there thinking its open until 4:00, boy were we wrong, it was closed and we were starving, so what else is open besides Dennys, so opbviously thats where we ended up. On the ride to Dennys Josh#2 was in an argument on the phone with his Girlfriend, while Myself, Anthony, Tim and Josh#2 drove behind Josh#1 amd his girlfriend who was driving. We kept calling Josh#1's cell and giving him updates on Josh#2 and his girlfriend, because she its the biggest bitch in the world. True Story. So Kristen, Josh#1s girlfriend got "tired" and didnt want to go to Dennys, and then so did Josh#1 Boo Fucking Hoo. SO Anthony proceeded to follow Kristen to her apartment where we pretty much made Josh#1 come with us, or we were going into her Apartment. Josh#1 came with us. NOW TO DENNYS!!! we arrive at Dennys, there was one really hot waitress, but of course we didnt get her. We got some Fat ugly chick named Colleen, but she was cool. Josh#1 goes the bathroom and the rest of us get waters. and check out the menu and continue to the fairly loud, making fun of some Gay Black Kid who kept Sasheaing(sp) for the weirdos at his table. And we realize...... Josh#1 isnt back yet....... I had to pee anyways, so i went to go check on him. He was Puking, Thats My Boy. I pee and he continues to puke for a while longer. He comes back and Colleen is at our table. we Congratulate him for making it back.... yet he denys to Colleen for Puking in the Bathroom. Tim meanwhile has passed out on the table. We order our food, and the waiting begins, and I see my friend Bob arrives at another table and I have to go say hi cause I havent seen the man in a year, and we were at a Dennys real far from where we usually go. So I go back to my table and Josh#1 has fallen out of the booth right in front of the hot waitress. Apparently he was giving Tim(passed out) a wet willy.... and laughed his ass out of the booth. and he still doesnt have socks on. So we ate our food, and on the way out, Josh#1 goes the wrong way to go out..... he tried to go through a large window. Out in the Parking Lot, Tim isnt looking good. and pukes......... Twice. Josh#2 calls shotgun and I'm forced to sit Bitch between Josh#1 who Puked, and Tim who Puked. I made them Chew lots of gum. So we Dropped Josh#1 off at his Girlfriends Apartment around 4:30 and were surprized she let him in. And the night got lamer from there. Tim passed out again in the back seat. Anthony and Josh just talked about something, and I zoned out in the back seat. We dropped everyone off, and my car was at Anthonys, so I had a 25 minute car ride home still, and didnt get home until 5:25........ and was up for Turkey Day at Noon.
That was my night, almost as excellent (maybe not in text) to our night at Josh#2's cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere (Ill talk about that in a later post)