my sleeping schedule is all fucked up. i wake up around 12 or 1pm, then go back to sleep at 7pm, then wake up around 2am, only to go back to sleep at 7am. i need to get a fucking job already.
since im up at odd hours of the night, i end up watching a shitload of documentaries and infomercials. last night i saw this six star plus knife infomercial and i was cracking up. while fat boy is on a tomato, fast-food, knife rant he goes "that's why you go in hungry and you come out starved!" you gotta love the bullshit thats spewing out of these money hungry motherfuckers. i never thought i needed a paring knife more in my whole life! 3 easy payments for $13.99?! you can't beat that with a bat!
btw/ in case you're wondering, the swelling from the bruises on my forehead are getting better 'cause i've been putting a shitload of ice on them, but now my left eyelid is all swollen and darkish purple. motherfuckers! i haven't had a blackeye since i was 12!. i hope that mexican assholes nose i broke ends up looking like a fucked up mix between owen wilson and sarah jessica parker once it heals.
i'm gonna go watch last nights episode of 'family bonds' and eat a bowl of raisin bran
'cause i'm in a shit mood and i need a good laugh. hope you have a good one.
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And yeah I will stay awake to IM you