thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him there was
Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys
out of dino-bones and his own waste hurling them at chimp-like creatures
with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year
these so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon
and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children
it wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed
: The English Beat - Mirror in the Bathroom :
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how come they never show meadows butt?
meadow: annoying.
fin: sort of growing on me.