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Jesus Christ.

Once, once upon a time I was a member of another alt-porn site, for about a month. It was basically to keep in contact with someone who was a bit of a personal friend.

The woman that ran it was extremely rude to me. At one point she made mention in a public forum she could buy a house with her checking account,...
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ohsoordinary:
I got it!
padre:
I was totally willing to tell her in person or show her in person. I don't have me a guy to help though
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VIVE THE QUEBEC LIBRE
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So Kanye Fucking West is going to India for a month, to try and live a more moral and upright life.

He figures getting enlightened and such should take about a month.

I just. Don't. Know. Where. To. Begin.

10 to 1 says someone offers him fish sticks slathered in curry.
padre:
Why India?
Is he living with a guru or something?
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Pointless, tasteless and stupid.


Enh. Why not?

ohsoordinary:
How's that flood coming along?
threadlocker:
Almost dry, and I have your book packaged up, don't fear. Working from home and should have that out to you today.

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Just bought one of my favorite films.

Smokey and the Bandit. Also came with S&TB II and S&TB 3.

Filmed on location in Georgia, y'all.

Oh, and my prediction: Dr. Lawrence Gordon is ALIVE.
oxy:
You do realise im gonna have to go watch Smokey and the Bandit again now.
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Stay classy, Atlanta.

(Note: I've actually been to said parlor. But I've never had sex there)
suchin:
Haha, this is funny! But why the hell didn't they use the billiard table??? I mean EVERYONE would expect that! biggrin

Btw. Nice taste in music wink
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oxy:
last time i was in london i got told off for opening doors for people, got told it was creepy and insulting.
What a world.
pixelatedsass:
haha i love xkcd.
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I'm looking for a Western belt, so off I go to the local "discount mall" to see if I can find a small Mexican/Southern American stall that carries Western wear (e.g. all of them) and try and find the least ostentatious item.

No luck, this place is 100% African American. And it's cool. Black hair places, black clothing stores, black tattoo artists who specialise in...
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forcefield:
Awesome lryics!

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Don't get me wrong. I still like Jazz.

And Combichrist and The Sisters of Mercy are awesome.

But I've found myself listening to the country station a lot, for the first time. I've always listened to Cash, Frizzell, Hank Williams (not Jr. or III).

But now I'm hearing a lot of the country out there and though there's a lot of Rascall Flatts bullshit, and...
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forcefield:
Should the Dunham thing ever happen, consider it done!