My boss needs to get more facial expressions. Right now he only seems to have one which he uses whenever he's firing people and whenever he's giving someone a raise. Which is unnerving when I'm getting promoted or a raise. Like the raise I got today. Whoo-hoo. Time to go hit the nudie bar.
Umm... just kidding.
Umm... just kidding.
dia:
Lucky bastard. Today my boss sideswiped my car!!!