T'was the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a person was sober,
Not even my pet mouse!
The Computer was on,
all warm and bright,
while I scanned the internet,
visiting SG's site.
Reading Journals and sending notes,
to all my favorite SG ladies,
who cares if there's nude pictures,
I'm already going to Hades!
Suddenly in the living room,
there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair
to see what was the matter.
Sprawled spread eagle across the floor,
a drunken moron named Tom,
Lay face-down in his own puke,
so we threw him out on the lawn.
The music continued,
and the party went on
while I returned to my study
to rewrite a new song.
Uninspired as of yet,
I clicked on my favorite girls from SG
and a strange thing began to happen -
something was inspiring me.
I saw Jessica, Nala, Dia and Mary,
Anais, and Seraphim who is as cute as a fairy.
Onto Lila, Kiscica, Mary jane and Siren,
My words from the pen by now were a-fire'in.
In a flash it was over,
my creativity spent,
but no better words had been written
or felt as good as I meant.
Satisfied, I returned to the party
where bodies swayed
to the music that was playing and would continue
till late the next day.
Until such a time my song is known,
for now I'll just say,
Merry Christmas to all and to all ,
have a nice day!
And all through the house,
Not a person was sober,
Not even my pet mouse!
The Computer was on,
all warm and bright,
while I scanned the internet,
visiting SG's site.
Reading Journals and sending notes,
to all my favorite SG ladies,
who cares if there's nude pictures,
I'm already going to Hades!
Suddenly in the living room,
there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair
to see what was the matter.
Sprawled spread eagle across the floor,
a drunken moron named Tom,
Lay face-down in his own puke,
so we threw him out on the lawn.
The music continued,
and the party went on
while I returned to my study
to rewrite a new song.
Uninspired as of yet,
I clicked on my favorite girls from SG
and a strange thing began to happen -
something was inspiring me.
I saw Jessica, Nala, Dia and Mary,
Anais, and Seraphim who is as cute as a fairy.
Onto Lila, Kiscica, Mary jane and Siren,
My words from the pen by now were a-fire'in.
In a flash it was over,
my creativity spent,
but no better words had been written
or felt as good as I meant.
Satisfied, I returned to the party
where bodies swayed
to the music that was playing and would continue
till late the next day.
Until such a time my song is known,
for now I'll just say,
Merry Christmas to all and to all ,
have a nice day!

lionboy:
Heheh. Glad you liked my stupid poem. Yours wasn't half bad either. ^_^ Isn't Chuang-tzu a mind phuck? I find it a bit more accessible than the Tao-te-ching so perhaps it's a good introduction to the concepts that are explained more esoterically in poetic form. Let me tell you that stuff has given me the means to save my own life on more than one occasion.