It was a good night!
Saw an old friend who I hadn't seen in nearly a year.
Saw a killer fire-bellydancing gig my friend Rose does. Rose is a very good friend from high school; she *teaches* belly dancing (how cool is that?? If anyone's interested, lemme know).
Some chick spilled her drink down my back, but I somehow didn't notice. I'm still trying to...
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Saw an old friend who I hadn't seen in nearly a year.
Saw a killer fire-bellydancing gig my friend Rose does. Rose is a very good friend from high school; she *teaches* belly dancing (how cool is that?? If anyone's interested, lemme know).
Some chick spilled her drink down my back, but I somehow didn't notice. I'm still trying to...
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Gotta...gotta get away....remember that old Suicidal Tendencies song? After the Pepsi song...
If you could go anywhere, where would it be?
I know Jackie would go straight to NYC.
Me? NYC...no, France....no, Mexico, I've never been to Mexico...yeah, Mexico, by way of Florida...
If you could go anywhere, where would it be?
I know Jackie would go straight to NYC.
Me? NYC...no, France....no, Mexico, I've never been to Mexico...yeah, Mexico, by way of Florida...
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hazard:
you know...i'm so not gonna go there with the whole eating cubans thing .....cuz then it'll start jackie on a tirade about oral sex.
i want indian foooood :/ jackie ...wanna go eat some ghandi's? yum.
i want indian foooood :/ jackie ...wanna go eat some ghandi's? yum.
user8935778:
you like to suck bananas?
If you could go anywhere, where would it be?
I know Jackie would go straight to NYC.
Me? NYC...no, France....no, Mexico, I've never been to Mexico...yeah, Mexico, by way of Florida...
I know Jackie would go straight to NYC.
Me? NYC...no, France....no, Mexico, I've never been to Mexico...yeah, Mexico, by way of Florida...
"If you can't decide on a whole one, why not sample our a-la-part menu?
Mix and match exotic genitalia at our All-You-Can Stand Pornocopia buffet.
A real mess of satisfying passions for the man on the go.
After all, you deserve a break, from the rest of her."
Name that song.
Mix and match exotic genitalia at our All-You-Can Stand Pornocopia buffet.
A real mess of satisfying passions for the man on the go.
After all, you deserve a break, from the rest of her."
Name that song.




user8935778:
ahahah DUH! surfing the intercouse barn.. you're OBSESSED with the dwarves lately.
I had Indian food last night!
Sooooo good.
Saw "About Schmit" tonight. I thought it was pretty damn depressing. Good but depressing.
Seen any good movies lately?
Since Jackie's been talking so much about NYC, I realized last night that I need to move back to NYC. in a few months, once I get money stashed away, I think I will end my 3-year revival...
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Saw "About Schmit" tonight. I thought it was pretty damn depressing. Good but depressing.
Seen any good movies lately?
Since Jackie's been talking so much about NYC, I realized last night that I need to move back to NYC. in a few months, once I get money stashed away, I think I will end my 3-year revival...
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user8935778:
No dancing. hehehe you're so funny.
Who knows.. I might move there with you. we can be roommates.. weeeeeeee!
Who knows.. I might move there with you. we can be roommates.. weeeeeeee!
What do you do when you can't sleep?
Since that damn tree fell through the house, I've been waking up around 4 or 5 in the AM. Wide awake. Like, "Hi world, I'm awake," and then I look at the clock and berate myself outloud for being awake so early.
I don't think about it, it's not an active thought process, it's almost an automatic,...
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Since that damn tree fell through the house, I've been waking up around 4 or 5 in the AM. Wide awake. Like, "Hi world, I'm awake," and then I look at the clock and berate myself outloud for being awake so early.
I don't think about it, it's not an active thought process, it's almost an automatic,...
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user8935778:
sedatives and alcohol and sometimes both together.
actually they make this thing.. its like tylenol pm without tylenol.. that shit kocks me out. or go get some drogas from le doctora
actually they make this thing.. its like tylenol pm without tylenol.. that shit kocks me out. or go get some drogas from le doctora
hazard:
drink. alot. and if you still cant sleep. start counting sheep. and for shits and giggles count drunk sheep and watch them stumble over. if all else fails, watch infomercials...but beware...at 5 am you might find yrself needing a flowbee.
I got to weld again today. I'm so happy! A day of welding is like having a good work out is like having good sex is like eating good food.
What's yours??
What's yours??
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thnkhvn4lilgirls:
gah. hahahahaha.
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[Edited on Jan 21, 2003]
hazard:
wow you know all of jackie's dirt, huh?
i cant call you, jackie'll be jealous and she'd leave me with no vodka for a week!
i cant call you, jackie'll be jealous and she'd leave me with no vodka for a week!
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
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me:
WHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA.... dude.
_mike_:
i mnot sure about that weekend . . . but the heap should be back on the road and I might just drive it like crazy . . . she is always good to go if there is fun to be had ! we will have to see .
"Ding, fries are done,
ding, fries are done,
would you like a pie with that?
would you like a pie with that?"
I spent the day digging pine tree, sheetrock, and insultaion out of the attic. As we were piling up stuff to take to the dump, we found a bunch of things from my dad's memorial.
Talk about a trip down memory lame.
Since...
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ding, fries are done,
would you like a pie with that?
would you like a pie with that?"

I spent the day digging pine tree, sheetrock, and insultaion out of the attic. As we were piling up stuff to take to the dump, we found a bunch of things from my dad's memorial.
Talk about a trip down memory lame.
Since...
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thnkhvn4lilgirls:
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET...
user8935778:
don't hurt precioussssssssss!!
"....I met her in June...
and she was hot like July..."
and she was hot like July..."
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user8935778:
http://sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf
go back. theres a message now! ahahhahahahahaha people were complaining!! ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahha
go back. theres a message now! ahahhahahahahaha people were complaining!! ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahha
thnkhvn4lilgirls:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that rocks.
A goddamn tree blew down and smashed through my house this morning. How nice.
My brother made a little movie of it, complete with music.
His bedroom likes like the World Trade Center debris.
The movie's at http://www.rubas.com/Tree_Falls_Through_House.mov
Enjoy.
My brother made a little movie of it, complete with music.
His bedroom likes like the World Trade Center debris.
The movie's at http://www.rubas.com/Tree_Falls_Through_House.mov
Enjoy.

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thnkhvn4lilgirls:
I'm home, mildly drunk from some nice wine at dinner with mom and bro. Just gave my mom the tour of the damage. It's pretty amazing. It pushed part of the roof forward by about 6" - 8"...scary shit.
I can't find you on the Chattie thingee...
Where, or where could my little tan be...
I can't find you on the Chattie thingee...
Where, or where could my little tan be...
user8935778:
i dunno where i was. maybe sleeping. ill hit you up today. then we can hold hands or something. weeeeeeeee!
Teenage love song, ain't such a thing
fuckings just fucking when you're only 16.
fuckings just fucking when you're only 16.
user8935778:
le shok! yay! um... theres some tan lines unfortunately. ill fix that soon though
thnkhvn4lilgirls:
No don't, some tan lines are hot.
so i stayed home. and got drunk.
i got real drunk.
bad hangover this morning.
it's 6 o'clock and i'm still in my jammie pants.
o happy lazy vacation