Shooting off rockets is fun. Until they get stuck in a fucking tree and I have to go get it.
Today was fun
I cheated on Danny today with Turkey-lurkey!
Edit: This is Turkey-lurkey
He loves me so much that I'm the only human he'll make love to. I'm serious.
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OH WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD DAMN YOU ARE HOT WOMAN!!!!
Ummm...hold on....I got to ....ummm.....take care of something in the bathroom