thisplaceisdeath

I wake up like any other morning and I dont want to get out of bed just yet, so I do what any normal 18 year old would do I decide to rub one out. At 9:30 I know everyone is gone, so its ok for me to be loud and obnoxious. So here I am really going at it when I hear the door bell ring. I keep going. It rings again. You know Heavenly Father, you just dont want me TO HAVE ANY JOY DO YOU?! *jokingly* So I get up out of bed and throw my hair in a pony tail and put on my house coat. I walk myself downstairs Jehovahs Witnesses. Most of you run. Most of you grumble. Most of you never even answer the door. I just lick the remaining cum off my fingers and smile as I open that door. Its an older woman in her 40s, very pretty in her own way, and a very jolly looking older black man in his 60s. He was the first that that I shook his hand *giggle* They were both very nice. I smiled and greeted them and asked them to come in out of the cold. Then I asked them if they would like to come in and sit down. They said no and I was kind of unsure why until the man nodded his head towards my living room. There was Eric passed out on the couch. My room is right above his and you can hear EVERYTHING. So Im thinking that OMG HE HEARD ME! I BET HES PRETENDING HES ASLEEP SO I WONT KNOW THAT HE KNOWS! I walk them into my parents living room and have a seat. They gave me a copy of KEEP ON THE WATCH! which I have read before. My great-grandmother is a Jehovahs Witness and I would go to church with her sometimes. They were quite surprised that I was so interested in their gospel. I made the simple point that honestly, even if youre not a Witness, you can still benefit from the teachings just like any other church. Whats to lose? I mentioned that I was a former Latter-day Saint and explained a little bit how I view God. He is loving, kind, and most of all just. The door bell rang again. I immediately recognized the second set of Witnesses. I knew them in High School. I opened the door and gave both of them hugs. I told them that I would be honored to attend the Kingdom Hall with them next Saturday. It should prove to be interesting. Whats to lose? The woman was very sweet. She said how its nice to have someone so bubbly and full of life. You better have a seat saved for me! OH, I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU! And she did, LOL.

Oh, the small things that make me smile. Id like to take the opportunity to scold those of you who are horribly rude to them. Shame on you. The new Golden Rule: treat others the way you think they want to be treated. And dont be a smart ass about it.