thisiswhoweare

Boss? Good deal! Maybe you'll have as much fun at work as my boss does.
Today, my boss stepped out of his office while I was wrapping a tape measurer around my chest to find my accurate bra size. To make it even worse ... it was his tape measurer. He just turned around and went back into his office, while saying, "I've been scarred for life." When I took the tape measurer back to him, he told me I could keep it. I asked, "Don't you have anything to measure?" He said he didn't. I said I figured as much.
I should really start using my quiet voice.

Bite? No ... I don't think so ... maybe ... perhaps.
Meh ... likely, but not certain.

*hugs* its hard to lose a grandparent
He lived a good life though
He'll always be with you in memory and spirit.

Hi. How are you doing?

That doesn't sound weird at all.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

Ross ... we really need to work on your sense of humor.

Well, geography isn't a strongpoint of mine either, but COME ON, S!
Next time, grab her by the head, shake her a couple of times, and start screaming into her forehead, "FOCUS, YOU FUCKING MORON!" I mean .... yeah, she'll kill ya' but ... consider it an intervention of sorts. Better yet, you could convice her to move there with you. To ... say ... the beaches on the big island of Alaska. The one next to the little islands (Oahu and Maui). And show her pictures of blue waters, palmtrees and migrating coconuts ... and .... take sunshine girl to where all us vampires should live. Hey ... I think she'll fall for it.

Holy shit, S. I just remembered, "GOD HATES PIGEONS!" Wasn't that it?

Earlier, my boss went to talk to the newbie about the db issue. She pretty much stopped him by telling him that she was over him in the office food chain. He got nowhere when it came to why she needs db rights, etc. When he left for the day, he told me, "This shit is going to stop."

I am part of the development department which was headed by a development director (my former boss was here from '91-'05) that the supreme ruler ('04 - present) hated/fired. I was and still am hated by association. My new boss has only been here for 8 mos and he's aware of how she can hate people and hate them forever, not matter what. Oh well, I'm going to more db training in mid sept. I doubt they'll off me that soon and the training is paid for. Maybe I should take a company credit card and go shopping while I'm out of town.

Sunlight is overrated.

I'm not allowed any, myself.

dude that is rad vampires!!!

Lava. That's funny. I mean, not funny, but .... yeah, pretty funny.

You big wuss!
You wouldn't believe the number of people who have wolves. We had a number of wolves come into the shelter when I worked there. They were very beautiful and the ones I came in contact with were very tame as far as wild animals go. But we couldn't 'rehome' them.

i love pancakes

You know that thing we talked about yesterday? Go ahead and do that anyway...

Well, what can you do? What would help your grandfather? Probably not the drunken corner thing...

Yeah man, just go hang out with him! When faced with impending mortality, time and attention from loved ones are the greatest gifts.

Well, of course it is, but I didn't say whose marshmallows, did I?

I have known some people that took Wellbutrin for smoking, and they turn into raving lunatics. Antidepressants are not good for those who are not depressed.

And dammit, take me where the air is clean and the bullshit is scarce...