I just kicked the very sharp edge of a table base, and now there's a bloody chunk of meat hanging from the bottom of my right foot. Now that I'm unemployed, and no longer have my insurance, I have to bind it up with band-aids and hope it sticks. A few stitches would probably work better...
Jeebus FUCK this hurts!
Jeebus FUCK this hurts!

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put bandaids and then black electrical tape it works better
Appletinis? They have Apple ones? I've no idea if I'd like 'em. I've never had a Mar one.
And, when I typed "more than the average bear", I told Lindsay you'd have SOMETHING to say.