To the owners of the dance studio on San Pablo Ave in Albany:
Please shutter the windows and door of your studio when teaching that belly dancing class. All those sexy young women in skimpy dance clothes in a line doing those hot hip-thrust things almost made me crash in to the car in front of me. Good god man, that's just a danger to society!!!
Please shutter the windows and door of your studio when teaching that belly dancing class. All those sexy young women in skimpy dance clothes in a line doing those hot hip-thrust things almost made me crash in to the car in front of me. Good god man, that's just a danger to society!!!

Yeah, the complex and the self-esteem issues are tough, Ross. I blame mommie dearest. It makes me feel a little better.