Ever hear someone say something so staggeringly stupid you can't even respond? All you can do is just stare at them in amazement....
"Friend": Most of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudis. We should be bombing the hell out of them!
Me: Well, actually, at least half a dozen of the people the FBI said were the hijackers, and put on that list, are alive...
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"Friend": Most of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudis. We should be bombing the hell out of them!
Me: Well, actually, at least half a dozen of the people the FBI said were the hijackers, and put on that list, are alive...
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On to happier news... Today is my girl's six month "birthday" for being sober! Two AA meetings a week are keeping her on track with lots of support from her friends and family. For the first time in a year, last weekend, she even told me it was okay if I had a pint when we were at a pub in Monterey with friends. We...
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jj_r0x0rz:
na i dunno when it will air 
spaceboy:
Yeah, I was so sad when Wash got killed. Almost as sad as the ending of the Iron Giant
Today in Glendale, while waiting for a shipment truck to arrive, I received a gift. A girl walked down the sidewalk past my parked car, with two large dogs she was taking for a walk. Cute, and scantily dressed for the 80+ degree weather. Just then a businessman in a very nice suit approached the sidewalk, hurrying from the opposite side of the street. His...
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sensoryoverload:
People watching is one of my guilty pleasure. At Disneyland last week, I saw this girl walking my direction, and all cool style she put on her sunglasses and one of the lens popped out. I dunno if that sounds funny but it was HILARIOUS to see it. 
My first thought was he lied in every word
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the working of his lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.
What else should he be set for, with his staff?
What, save to waylay with his lies, ensnare...
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That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the working of his lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.
What else should he be set for, with his staff?
What, save to waylay with his lies, ensnare...
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I saw a kid, maybe 8 years old today in Target in line ahead of me. His mom apparently didn't buy him something he wanted (He was yelling in Spanish, which I barely understand). So the little shit starts punching his mother in the back, and kicking her in the legs. She semi-ignores him, save after a particularly nasty kidney punch, where she staggers, and...
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guitargeek:
No fucking doubt! That kid's gonna spend his adult years in prison. I know what you mean, though. I often want to beat other people's children...
jj_r0x0rz:
I woulda backhanded that little kid and told him I would leave him there...then i would run out of the store and hide until he cried then came out and laughed at him
C is for cookie.
That's good enough for me.
That's good enough for me.
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rocketeam:
OH hell yes, that is the greatest toy I've seen in ages. Xcept she's kinda missing the flying mortar.
Strange days, iv e never seen it, is it good?
Strange days, iv e never seen it, is it good?
deadofwinter:
Thank you for the kind words and support. It will be a long road but I will be fine...
Just got in from Alkaline Trio at the Fillmore in San Francisco. HELLUVA Show!!! I'm deaf, but it was worth it. Matt and Dan took turns with wonderful acoustic mini-sets, then they blew the place apart with "Burn". Best song of the night, at that's saying something. They finished the show with "Radio", and had every cracky voice in the house singing along.
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1kiss_of_life:
HOLY SHIT About five minutes ago my boss asked where in SF Ray and Aretha performed. We were just talking about the Fillmore! 
Better remember to pack your Chester Cheetah tee.
Better remember to pack your Chester Cheetah tee.
rocketeam:
I looked at the comment you left me and I swoon.
I recently learned that Stephen King, is a fan of Firefly, loves Flogging Molly, and has a mortal fear of chickens.
Just when I thought I couldn't love the man even more.
Just when I thought I couldn't love the man even more.
hopey:
Wanna get rammed??
All right... enough with the rain already. I'm starting to mildew here.
jj_r0x0rz:
yea...mildew eeww
1kiss_of_life:
ROI - Return on Investment. ROI measures how effectively capital is used to generate profit.
Ok, so I'm not using my capital effectively but I find little interest in this secondary market ... I'm protecting the assets.
Ok, so I'm not using my capital effectively but I find little interest in this secondary market ... I'm protecting the assets.
Going to Tahoe for the weekend with my girl... Last chance for the year for us to go snowboarding. Everybody have a good one!
1kiss_of_life:
Dammit S! I wanted to know the name of the thingy the pirates use to see ... at sea ... the .. the thing ... to see at sea. nevermind, i'll google. 
have fun snowboarding ... I mean, getting your board waxed.
[Edited on Apr 08, 2006 3:44AM]
have fun snowboarding ... I mean, getting your board waxed.
[Edited on Apr 08, 2006 3:44AM]
1kiss_of_life:
Spyglass was the word I went in search of and found. I have a spyglass; Lindsay called it a telescope. I told her from now on it was to be called a spyglass. Now, I have changed my mind. No matter what it is, or isn't, from this moment on, it shall be known as a sextant.
Cuz I like that word better.
Cuz I like that word better.
While exiting the theatre from my SECOND time viewing SR, the woman walking in front of me comments the following, rather loudly, to her spouse:
Woman: "I didn't like it. It was too fake."
My dad and i who were rewatching the flick together stop dead in our tracks, face each other, and then hang our heads in dissapointment. How could anybody be so stupid? "too fake"???!!! It's a movie about an alien who wears blue tights, his underwear on the outside, and can FLY! some people are just plain retarded.