"The one who insists he was first in the line is the last to remember her name..."
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My sun-loving girlfriend has come to the conclusion that I would make a very good vampire. I wouldn't need to change my sleeping habits, wardrobe or home decor. My aversion to sunlight wouldn't hurt, and I'm also very bitey...
guitargeek:
Sunlight is overrated.
I'm not allowed any, myself.
I'm not allowed any, myself.
jj_r0x0rz:
dude that is rad vampires!!!
Currently sitting on the couch, watching "Rescue Me", feeling a lot better. Just made a batch of pancakes for dinner, slathered with a puddle of boysenberry syrup. Funny, as it's the last of the bottle of syrup, and the first time I've used it on food. the rest of the bottle was used for "sexual purposes" with the girl over the last few weekends. 
FYI,...
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1kiss_of_life:
Lava. That's funny. I mean, not funny, but .... yeah, pretty funny.
You big wuss!
You wouldn't believe the number of people who have wolves. We had a number of wolves come into the shelter when I worked there. They were very beautiful and the ones I came in contact with were very tame as far as wild animals go. But we couldn't 'rehome' them.
You big wuss!
You wouldn't believe the number of people who have wolves. We had a number of wolves come into the shelter when I worked there. They were very beautiful and the ones I came in contact with were very tame as far as wild animals go. But we couldn't 'rehome' them.
jj_r0x0rz:
i love pancakes
Got an email from my Dad from N.C., with the results of my grandpa's lung biopsy.
BENIGN!!!
So what the doctors thought was lung cancer is something else... He's going to need oxygen 24/7, so that's going to be annoying, but at least it's not cancer! More tests are in progress, but I'm just so incredibly happy it's not what they first told us. Now...
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BENIGN!!!
So what the doctors thought was lung cancer is something else... He's going to need oxygen 24/7, so that's going to be annoying, but at least it's not cancer! More tests are in progress, but I'm just so incredibly happy it's not what they first told us. Now...
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guitargeek:
You know that thing we talked about yesterday? Go ahead and do that anyway...
My grandfather, my Papa, my favorite person on earth, is back in the hospital, they finally know what the problem is.
Lung Cancer.
I don't know what I'm going to do... I want to get drunk and cry and curl up in a little ball.
Lung Cancer.
I don't know what I'm going to do... I want to get drunk and cry and curl up in a little ball.
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guitargeek:
Well, what can you do? What would help your grandfather? Probably not the drunken corner thing...
guitargeek:
Yeah man, just go hang out with him! When faced with impending mortality, time and attention from loved ones are the greatest gifts.
What a beautiful night in the Bay Area... Full moon, warm breeze, cloudless sky. The air is clean and crisp, smelling slightly of sage. It's nights like this I really do not miss living in southern California.
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1kiss_of_life:
Well, of course it is, but I didn't say whose marshmallows, did I? 
contradiction:
I have known some people that took Wellbutrin for smoking, and they turn into raving lunatics. Antidepressants are not good for those who are not depressed.
And dammit, take me where the air is clean and the bullshit is scarce...
And dammit, take me where the air is clean and the bullshit is scarce...
Would you rather have nobody know who you are, or have everybody know who you are, but think you're a fucking moron?
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1kiss_of_life:
Noooooooo! No pictures. Fucking paparazzi.
Well ... ice is easier to understand than GRAVY.
Well ... ice is easier to understand than GRAVY.
1kiss_of_life:
Well, if I was looking for a girl in CA ...
On a little vacation this week, the girl and I are in SoCal with my sister's family. Had to drive through some LA areas to drop off some catalogs for work (So I can expense the mileage), and it was 119 degrees according to the bank clock in Woodland Hills. That's just silly hot. That's pass out from heat stroke just walking through the parking...
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1kiss_of_life:
Tonight, it's nice and cool. I was kinda cold sitting outside at my cousin's house. Today was a beautiful day.
Pulling up to the hotel on Friday, it was raining. As I passed the front of the hotel to park, I drove past a guy walking into the hotel. He glanced at the car, but I didn't pay any attention to him. Sprite said, "Did you see him?" I said I didn't. She said, "Well, he KNOWS you!" In my paranoia, I freaked. She kept asking me if I saw him and what exactly I saw. I told her I didn't really SEE him and I asked what he did ... what he looked like, etc. She asked what I saw. I said, "A guy, in a raincoat. I didn't see his face very well with the hood. HOW DOES HE KNOW ME?" (Do you know where this is going? Well, I didn't.) She said, "EXACTLY! He knows what you did last summer!" First Jason, now this.
Pulling up to the hotel on Friday, it was raining. As I passed the front of the hotel to park, I drove past a guy walking into the hotel. He glanced at the car, but I didn't pay any attention to him. Sprite said, "Did you see him?" I said I didn't. She said, "Well, he KNOWS you!" In my paranoia, I freaked. She kept asking me if I saw him and what exactly I saw. I told her I didn't really SEE him and I asked what he did ... what he looked like, etc. She asked what I saw. I said, "A guy, in a raincoat. I didn't see his face very well with the hood. HOW DOES HE KNOW ME?" (Do you know where this is going? Well, I didn't.) She said, "EXACTLY! He knows what you did last summer!" First Jason, now this.
1kiss_of_life:
I'm heading back to the room now. I must plan how I can make her day tomorrow HELL. Maybe I'll just drive way out in the country, drop her off, and see if she finds her way back to the hotel. While she gone, I'll have the day to myself.
Friday evening.... Current temps (according to my new indoor/outdoor thermometer) Inside :93.2 F Oustide on my balcony: 103.2 F. Shannon's coming over so I just turned on the A/C. I'm sweating through my back like a water balloon with a hole in it....
Just talked to my bi-polar suicidal ex-wife on disability. She and her boyfriend are trying get pregnant.
david_aames:
well, at least the kid will grow up raised by a well rounded, sound minded, capable of parenting individual...
not to be rude towards your ex-wife, but that's not the type of person that should be reproducing... at least not at THIS point in her life. shouldn't she be more concerned with getting help and feeling better?
P.S.
My ex girlfriend is bi-polar and sometimes falls into suicidal mindsets and it was an incredibly difficult thing to deal with so i totally know all about what you go through with your ex-wife. Whenever i hear news of my Ex-GF it always makes me go as well. Like when she tried to kill herself a few days after i broke up with her, or when she got engaged 2 weeks after that to some dude she just met... or how she left him at the alter and is shacked up with some new guy... it's rough man.
not to be rude towards your ex-wife, but that's not the type of person that should be reproducing... at least not at THIS point in her life. shouldn't she be more concerned with getting help and feeling better?
P.S.
My ex girlfriend is bi-polar and sometimes falls into suicidal mindsets and it was an incredibly difficult thing to deal with so i totally know all about what you go through with your ex-wife. Whenever i hear news of my Ex-GF it always makes me go
as well. Like when she tried to kill herself a few days after i broke up with her, or when she got engaged 2 weeks after that to some dude she just met... or how she left him at the alter and is shacked up with some new guy... it's rough man.
chloe:
How's Oakland? I used to live there. I miss it. Especially Koryo Sushi.
I need a haircut, a shower, 24 hours of uninterrupted sleep, a new job, a better apartment, and the magical ability to keep people I love from dying or getting sick.
Other than that I'm not a happy camper.
Profile pic changed because J. told me it made me look like a redneck. She needs less of those in her life as it is.
Other than that I'm not a happy camper.
Profile pic changed because J. told me it made me look like a redneck. She needs less of those in her life as it is.
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guitargeek:
Watch this.
1kiss_of_life:
Soooo, it crossed your mind that it may have crossed my mind that you were calling me special in a 'Not in a helmet wearing, short bus kind of way'. Soooo, you think that I might think that you might think I'm not reeeel brite. Why would I think that?! I'm not ENTIRELY DIM! I'm on to you, buuuud.
Nah, I knew what you meant.
Nah, I knew what you meant.
Okay, I did it...
My Papa's in the hospital, they're looking for where the cancer in his neck is coming from, and they've found "dark spots" on his lungs. I'm officially freaking out. To deal I went and bought a bottle of vodka at the grocery store to make myself a cocktail. I'm on my second right now, and who says you have to use...
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My Papa's in the hospital, they're looking for where the cancer in his neck is coming from, and they've found "dark spots" on his lungs. I'm officially freaking out. To deal I went and bought a bottle of vodka at the grocery store to make myself a cocktail. I'm on my second right now, and who says you have to use...
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1kiss_of_life:
S? I just saw this.
You can't visit at all? Are you sure?
Where in NC is he? (sorry, i ask questions, i'm nosey, it's what i do)
You can't visit at all? Are you sure?
Where in NC is he? (sorry, i ask questions, i'm nosey, it's what i do)
1kiss_of_life:
and stop looking like a redneck. you're skeerin' me.
also, that thing in your mouth? i bet a big dog peed on it. a really really big dog.
also, that thing in your mouth? i bet a big dog peed on it. a really really big dog.
Next time, grab her by the head, shake her a couple of times, and start screaming into her forehead, "FOCUS, YOU FUCKING MORON!" I mean .... yeah, she'll kill ya' but ... consider it an intervention of sorts.
Holy shit, S. I just remembered, "GOD HATES PIGEONS!" Wasn't that it?
I am part of the development department which was headed by a development director (my former boss was here from '91-'05) that the supreme ruler ('04 - present) hated/fired. I was and still am hated by association. My new boss has only been here for 8 mos and he's aware of how she can hate people and hate them forever, not matter what. Oh well, I'm going to more db training in mid sept. I doubt they'll off me that soon and the training is paid for. Maybe I should take a company credit card and go shopping while I'm out of town.