Okay, okay, so! I have hilarious choir jokes!
How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
How many basses does it take to change a light bulb?
EDIT to add another answer:
How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?
(My favorite) How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
Man, I really missed being in choir. Partly for the singing, partly for shit like this. 
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
freakpirate:
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I miss choir for the same reasons.
alkaholic23:
i don't get it.