Just looked at the notes. Have you more? Have you thought of putting a book of them together and publishing it? I know I would buy it. Or how about making up stories to go with them... back stories to tell what lead to the writing of the note, and a conclusion - did he page her later? I so wish I was you.
Pelvic...Floor?!?
BWAH-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
9 years performing in ComedySportz, yet THAT is the funniest thing I've seen, on stage or off.