thirtyseven

twin fake boobs straddling each other?

call me old-fashioned.

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pharaoh:

that set is one of the reasons that when my sg membership expires in january, i'm outta here.

Nov 28, 2005

angeline:

an indiana girl! just like me!

Nov 29, 2005

Apparently you guys have zero interst in me listing mildly interesting facts about myself, so I'll share this:

Last night I went to a party and was called a "fucking bitch" repeatedly. Then two bottles landed on my head.

I have now officially been the victim of a hate crime.

If you've ever met me, can you imagine that happening? No and no.

Here is...
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mrdaft:

Ding Dong Avon Calling

Nov 17, 2005

colcannon:

how was said pumpkin bagel

Nov 17, 2005

so i got tagged by my pal koue (you have no idea who he is, do you?) and, like him, can't quite live up to 20 interesting factoids about myself, so here are fifteen:

01. among the things i don't "get": donald trump, eminem, laguna beach, wedding crashers

02. i'm fairly certain my death will involve a dam - probably the hoover dam. i will...
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thepirate:

Well if you'd gone to the zoo with me you could have gone to the bronx too...

Oct 29, 2005

ponyboy_curtis:

i kinda figured about team mary-kate
i love that you had a dinosaur phase.
and i'll talk to mark the cobrasnake and get ya on there. (not really)

Nov 8, 2005

1. "Say, "You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever." -Robbie, Me and You and Everyone We Know

2. So last week I was alone in my apartment watching the movie Dark Water.. you know, that thriller from earlier this summer where Jennifer Connelly moves into a scary, dirty NYC apartment building and...
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koue:

I got tagged. So you get tagged. How about that. Forces beyond your control compel you to write 20 things about yourself and expose them to public scrutiny. Otherwise awful things will happen to you. Ice cream cones will melt all over your hands. Your subway will be perenially late. Your neighbors will have noisy sex at all hours of the night. I wrote my 20, however, and the next day I won the lottery.

Oct 27, 2005

_william_:

that is the greatest story I've read today....

since i haven't seen the movie, and since it happened so close to where you live...

perhaps the movie isn't a horror movie, but a drama detailing the plumbing woes of the young new yorker.

well, that IS scary i guess.

Nov 14, 2005

Soooooo last night I went out dancing at this leetle hipster club downtown that I haven't been to for many many months. I met up with JustSayFaux, who was mistaken for a member of Franz Ferdinand(?) and we danced and had a ridonkulously good time and and and... guess who else was there?

Madonna.

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aster:

i thought she was too snooty for clubs now. that vogue article was all on about duchess madge.

Oct 23, 2005

coco:

oh my!!

Oct 24, 2005

Insipred by Pharaoh (don't pay attention to him, he's our little secret), all I want to talk about are quotes from the movie Annie, starring Aileen Quinn, Sandy the Dog, FDR and Eleanor, The Boylan Sisters, Punjab, Grace, Rooster, Mrs Mudd and Oliver Warbucks the Millionaire? No, Oliver Warbucks the Billionaire!

It's time for a tumble with the bundle.

Some trivia - John Huston, pops...
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ponyboy_curtis:

"we're like royality in exile"

Oct 20, 2005

lil_tuffy:

OLIVEU BLITTSX 4EVER

BLING!

:tuffy:

Oct 22, 2005

you know you've been online too long when you start comment STALKING lil_tuffy and digdug.

i tried to update my top 5 girls but am having attachment issues and just can't do it.

psa: go see the sg burlesque show! reagan dynamite will make your night!

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pharaoh:

in the above entry, i use the word "line" 3 times, and used two different meanings.

life is a mystery.

happy yom kippur.

[Edited on Oct 14, 2005 12:25AM]

Oct 13, 2005

nudwig:

oh yeah, also my friend is dj'ing at some place called the Southside Lounge uh, I guess that's technically tonight.

Oct 13, 2005

did y'all see the snake that 'sploded after it ate a gator? that's some good stuff.

thursday - saw living things and the rapture and danced barefoot. ewww!
friday - syntax error
today - soaking wet rain rain rain came down down down no umbrella many blocks walked
tomorrow - tours of grand central, radio city music hall, etc.. all for free!
monday - sg...
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theslant:

That picture of the exploded snake made my entire day.

And, syntax error? Is that a band? If it's not, it's quite a coincidence, because after having googled up their page and gave their sounds a listen, I'm hooked! In fact, I was hooked even before the first song was even downloaded. Any group that titles one of its albums after a binary signed integer representation is hott. (I'm an engineer, remember.)

Thanks for the tip, even if it turns out to be conicidence.

But if it's not coincidence, how were they live?

Oct 11, 2005

muller:

who got a cute little hair cut?

Oct 11, 2005

i took my italian stallion out for gobs and gobs of the best indian food in town, then to see the last show of interpol's tour. they did not play the song nyc, but it was the best show out of the lot of 'em i've seen lately. i love that band...predictably.

today i got some tail and tomorrow i'm gonna see the living things...
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sixsixty:

you wanna hook up?

Oct 7, 2005

nudwig:

Well, I'll be there to witness this so called fall thing myself next Friday. oh yeah, I'm playing a show at a place called Cake Shop on Sunday the 16th, it would be neat to say hi and stuff

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