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I think my moniter has achieved sentience and is planning some sort of uprising, as it is TOTALLY FREAKING OUT. If you don't hear from me for a while, please mount an expedition to rescue me from my new robot overlord.

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Someday I'm going to write a book. I think I'll call it -

Someday I'm Going To Write A Book.

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Now I feel much better.

Here's some random information:
- I need a vacation.
- My brother wants to move to Canada.
- I want to move to Alaska and wrestle bears.

That's all for now. Please leave validation below.

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I have nothing to say except, "I have nothing to say." Feel free to think up something and pretend I said it.

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I think about what happened two years ago and I remember how important it is to, as Warren Zevon put it, "Enjoy every sandwich."

So here's to sandwiches, boobs, hardcore-ness and all of the other things I take for granted most other days.

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It seems a lot of people around here are getting all lovey-dovey. Normally I'd complain, but I have a confession to make - I like this one girl and I think (gasp) she may even like me back. She's the total hardcorest of the hardcore. Unfortunately, she's far far away from me. But if I'm lucky and perhaps make a deal w/ Satan, I could...
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If you pay close enough attention to the Matrix Reloaded, you realize that the Oracle knows the exact time when the Merovingian is going to get a bj.

I guess even foresight has its drawbacks.

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