High school is a trying time for everyone. Since I'm sure plenty of high schoolers access this website by stealing their parents credit cards, I'd like to take some time to offer them the benefit of my wisdom.
Here are some tips for teens:
- Despite what your parents have told you, smoking does make you cool. In fact, the more you smoke the cooler you are.
- Drinking and driving is a good way to get yourself killed. It's also a good way to make an otherwise boring drive home much more exciting.
- You don't need to do drugs to fit in........WITH LOSERS!!!
- This is a time when you will feel pressured to have sex. If you don't have sex, it will also be a time when you don't have any friends and are an object of ridicule for everyone you come in contact with.
- If you are having difficulty maintaining passing grades in school, try dropping out.
- Schools are no place for guns. Guns without bullets, that is.
- No one respects a cheater, but everyone elects them.
- Often, some teens are teased because they are different. Or because they're homo queers.
I hope I have been of some help.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
These tips are a joke. If you are offended by them and try to sue me, then you are a stupid bastard because you have no idea who I am.
Here are some tips for teens:
- Despite what your parents have told you, smoking does make you cool. In fact, the more you smoke the cooler you are.
- Drinking and driving is a good way to get yourself killed. It's also a good way to make an otherwise boring drive home much more exciting.
- You don't need to do drugs to fit in........WITH LOSERS!!!
- This is a time when you will feel pressured to have sex. If you don't have sex, it will also be a time when you don't have any friends and are an object of ridicule for everyone you come in contact with.
- If you are having difficulty maintaining passing grades in school, try dropping out.
- Schools are no place for guns. Guns without bullets, that is.
- No one respects a cheater, but everyone elects them.
- Often, some teens are teased because they are different. Or because they're homo queers.
I hope I have been of some help.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
These tips are a joke. If you are offended by them and try to sue me, then you are a stupid bastard because you have no idea who I am.
ENGLAND is the country next to WALES....it's there that the Vanilla Coke is sparse...both countries are part of GREAT BRITAIN...as is SCOTLAND...
Just out of interest, is PervyPunk the 'dirty communist hippy' you mentioned earlier in your journals?
If so I'll let him know how you feel down the pub tomorrow night for you....round about the time we practice band heckling, knife tossing and tequila quaffing...